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while we are still on the topic of men written by women😌

using my “break up” card to get out of work at office is the only good thing that came out of it

is this normal speed for kaali peeli meters to go?? or am I being rigged rn? @MumbaiPolice #Mumbai

I’m unapologetically a liberal. Have love and respect for the right but I lean Progressive left. So any narrative I discuss on social media will be partial to my values. I dont owe anyone impartiality. I’m a comedian, not an elected official. This all feels pretty basic 🤷‍♂️

“diet coke is just a fridge cigarette” is the type of poetry i live for

did I just convince my boyfriend to get a tattoo instead of a buzz cut today? yes.

look at you @FurlencoSupport deleting tweets complaining about your service. how low will you stoop?

@FurlencoSupport your service is so shit. I ordered a bed on 3rd july and my delivery has been postponed from 8th to 10th to 14th to 22nd July! this is unacceptable. your customer service is also not of much help. get me in touch with management and STOP DELETING MY POST!

@FurlencoSupport you guys have absolutely horrible service. I had placed an order for a bed on 3rd july. you guys have been consistently rescheduling my delivery from the 8th to 10th to 14th to now 22nd July! despite fighting w customer care - this is the service you provide.

mardjaat se bachalo bhagwan

"why there's a 6 months gap in your resume?" i wanted to be happy

mumbai is such a useless fkn city.

@nsitharaman you know the best way to get rid of corruption & black money? no tax.

nobody: me, on 2nd Nov 2020 @ 2:30am in my diary: “there is one imposter among us, and its love.” 😶

Gujarat is so funny, sharab milti nahi aur khana sara chakne jaisa hai.

@mansiramtekkar yes. are you interested?

@dardediscco Are the tickets still available?

I have 3 tickets for diljit in pune- 24th Nov DM for price