Swati Sachdeva

Jhooth bola gaya hai hume, it’s - ‘kabhi khushi, mostly gand me dumm.’

War ke dauraan geography aur history dono achhi ho jaati hai.

Na kaam Karti hoon, na maze.. beech me rehti hu kahi ek constant dukhi awasta me.

Not sure if I’m happier when someone I love comes to the party, or when someone I hate doesn’t.

Sleeping with parents & how! watch the full video on YouTube ‘The Story So Far’ youtu.be/ps8sLxtqgkg?si…

Snippet from ‘The Story So Far’, watch the full video on my YouTube ✨

Based on true events! Dropped a new stand-up comedy bit on YouTube! Check it out peeps -✨ shorturl.at/ucXuC

I get annoyed at public for making noise at public place. Signs of growing old.

Man 30s hit you hard, abhi to Goa plan kar rahe the..achanak baby plan karne lage hai.

Breakfast is the most beautiful meal of the day, I mean you sleep all night and wake up to EAT after basically just relaxing, Wow. 🤝🏻

Checkout the latest episode of ‘who let the drunks out’ , it’s new, it’s better! youtu.be/Xlpa2RQO9bU?si…

The good GenZs are basically millennials.

Ok now I’m not comfortable with how much chat GPT knows about me.

@UberIN_Support Have reviewed a specific trip , but can’t review all of them because literally it’s all uber cabs in Delhi. Never had a pleasant ride.

@swatisachdeva95 Hi Swati, we're sorry to hear about your experience. This isn’t the service we aim to provide. To review a specific trip, please share your registered phone number and email ID along with the ride’s date and time via Direct Message, and we’ll follow up promptly. twitter.com/messages/compo…

The faulty AC would work just fine when the electrician comes over. 🙂

Me - I’m self absorbed Therapist - Why do think so Me - Mujhe jaan ne Ka saubhagya mil Raha apko. .. Therapist - Hmm

Adulthood is realising, mutual funds sahi hai par zindagi jhand hai.

Life gets messy, you probably don’t have all those things you wanted, or places you wanted to go to. But you like.. survived and did life. Didn’t kill anyone for 3 decades. Applaudable. So maybe that’s it, life’s biggest achievement is doing life. Congratulations everyone.

In the last week of my 20s, bday soon. someone just wished me ‘congratulations’ on the party invite I sent. Up till now, I didn’t see it like that, like okay.. you get to be congratulated on turning old? Then I was like no.. it’s actually the biggest achievement, doing life. …

See you guys, with my brand new hour. Tickets here — linktr.ee/Swatisachdeva