Bill Johnson

@afwu_slm Now THAT would make me wanna watch tennis!

Rei Sakamoto 😍

@TheFungi669 I want to move flag day, which shares his birthday, because he is such an insult to all that the flag stands for.

Republicans want to make Trump’s birthday a national holiday. I want to make his expiration date a national holiday.

@samuelledger Literally the sexiest ass on the planet. Am I right?

Ready for a load 💦👀

@JamesConnor66 Have you never been on the internet before? There's an audience for everything...

Minor operation on Thursday but my left arm will be in a sling for up to 14 days. I’m not sure anyone is going to pay to watch an invalid fuck or jerk off😳

@HomiesHole I'm a swallower!

Would you rather taste my 🧬 or have it in your hole?

@Kenny_TheGod @delphinuskai I have a bud who always fills me with a minimum of three loads, back to back, zero stopping in between rounds...

I’m not pulling out… I’m going to finish in you, Then start working on my second NUT. 😈

@Vinnybb3 I do tongue exercises so I have the strength and endurance to eat long and hard...

Y’all underestimate the tongue strength real ass eaters have to possess

@jayblackisfunny Probably just another cognitive test to prove how smart he is...

Not to worry guys, if Trump *is* at Walter Reed, I’m sure it just for his third or fourth annual checkup this year. Totally normal. Very healthy. His brain isn’t an over baked sweet potato.

@fesshole My fourth grade teacher came down on me HARD because I spelled it Febuary like it was the worst thing I could possibly do. Think of her in terror 40+ years later every time I have to spell it out...

38 years old and I just realised I've been spelling Febuary wrong my whole life and never been corrected once. Convinced I could be from another reality where this is correct.

@batebrovegas Just got this a week ago and love it. Had to buy a 2nd one for my fwb too...

Was thinking I needed a new sex toy or two, what should I buy? Do you have a toy that you can't live without?

@hashjenni DJT is playing checkers (badly) while Iran is playing 8-dimentional chess masterfully...

The Iranians HAVE to realize that demanding the release of the unredacted Epstein files as a condition to re-open the strait of Hormuz is probably the strongest card they have right now…

@mjussyy Wearing one right now - so comfy and sexy at the same time!

just got my first jockstraps ever and like woah..

@DrHistrionico Looking sexy too!

Felt sexy ✨

@RUINEDINGEAR @Oh_Rt6 That's so hot!

Don’t be shy and say hi

@KeruboSk Cmon people, use your brains once in a while please. When you consider blood, they don't do a DNA analysis, which means they wouldn't compare it to your family. And even if they dud, it would be unethical for them to reveal this to you!

My friend donated blood for the first time. A week later, the hospital called him in urgently. He showed up thinking something was wrong with his health. They sat him down… serious faces. Then asked, “Are you adopted?” He laughed. They didn’t. One of them slid a file across the table. And said, “I just wanted to let you know…” “You didn’t match your family.” “But you matched someone else.” Someone they’d been trying to find for years. His “family” wasn’t his. And the people he grew up with… They weren’t related to him at all.

@LakotaMan1 He's probably already made arrangements to be buried on one of his private properties exactly so the public can't do that...

I vow to be the first person to piss on this depraved motherfucker’s. grave. I will make it my mission in life.

@hashtagdylaan Just go commando

i guess i’ll need some new ones

@vanishingboy He r*ped women and young girls...

what did Cesar Chavez do to piss off the world? like where did this come from all of a sudden

@KaylebAlexander Hoping that is exactly what's about to happen tonight...

U ever have such a hot DL hookup encounter you goon about it for hours right after 😵‍💫

@Alexgonzxx99 I've never been more jealous in my life!

When he treats your ass like it’s his last meal