Schmryptomom

In 1968, before personal computers, before the internet, before AI art. An American sculptor used code to create one of the first computer generated sculptures in history. Meet Robert Mallary. And his Quad (s) still looks shockingly modern today 🧵 /1

@TroyCaylak @TMillerAuntT Yes, yes you are! 😊

@TMillerAuntT @darlajmp i’m too handsome for the internet

@TroyCaylak watching a little tv with @darlajmp and look who we see!

@schmrypto Your Uncle Ben took that photo of Daddy Earl as part of his coursework at Texas State University back in the early eighties. Daddy Earl was such a sweet person and I loved being around him growing up and listening to his tales. Thanks for sharing this!! 💕

Sharing my last Rodeo post here, an old portrait of my great-grandfather, open for 24 hours as a $.25 OE. "Last Rodeo Though he passed away shortly before I was born, I grew up hunting for fossils in the caliche pit on the goat farm of my great grandfather, who everyone called Granddaddy Earl. Pictured here on the porch where he kept his bed, because he couldn't stand to sleep inside, in a portrait I grew up looking at everyday. It was wonderful collecting and sharing work here and I greatly appreciate everyone who made it possible! I wish you a wonderful journey from here.🫂" Sad to see Rodeo go, hopeful for the future of the format.

@cathsimard_ Beautiful!!

A look at my exhibition in Dubai

@TroyCaylak @schmrypto Hey Troy!! I hope y’all have fun!!

@darlajmp @schmrypto Hey Mom!

Me and @schmrypto missed you at Sundance. Wish you were here.

@schmrypto So sad!! Rodeo is the only place I have sold some of my photography.

Tragic; a few small tweaks and Rodeo would have flown. It was the only platform I've seen that had a real chance of doing what Nifty claimed to want: onboarding a billion people to web3. If anyone wants to clone and vampire attack the platform hit me up.

Heading to Sundance shortly to pitch my first longish film, An Accursed Share! I'll have my mobile printer with me, so if any Schmaints will be in town hit me up for a free 1/1 mini giclee!

@schmrypto Great job! Praying for safety for the Iranian people!!

I've got the updated Iran Schmaints ready to go in case it goes all the way there. Always monitoring the situations here at Schmaints HQ. Best wishes to our friends on the ground there, y'all deserve better.

@TroyCaylak What a great mom!! Sending love and hugs and prayers!!

Here's my mom talking about her first cigarette, her dad, and how small moments shaped her life and how to deal with people. She had one husband, forced marriage, no drugs, maybe 2 glasses of wine. If you’ve felt kindness or depth from me, it's from her. Hope this helps.

@TroyCaylak Praying for you and your mom!! 💕

Please send any and all prayers for my mom. It's her bday today. I talked to her 2 hours ago and she was was fine but i just got word she's on her way to the hospital.

@frankie_high @schmrypto Good morning!!

@darlajmp @schmrypto Hi Mom of @schmrypto :)

On my way to Miami

@frankie_high @schmrypto That’s me!! 😊

@schmrypto bro ur mom has X account I followed back someone that say the id Schmryptomom or something like that

@TroyCaylak @schmrypto I love this!!

IT'S OFFICIAL, I'M A FUCKIN SHCMICON! Thanks @schmrypto for this outstanding Honorary for SCHMAINTS, one of the best new collections out there. This represents just about everything that runs through my blood. Love ya, pal.

@cathsimard_ Well-deserved!! Congratulations!!

Proud to have 4 images selected in the Top 100 of Landscape Photographer Of The Year Awards. The contest received 3,601 entries this year, and it was my first time ever submitting to a photography competition. Here are the four images

@CrazyVibes_1 What an extraordinarily beautiful work of art!! I love it so much and am proud of you for sharing her work. She deserves to be not only noticed but applauded!! She is turning an extremely difficult time into beauty. 💕💕💕

@TroyCaylak What a blessing!! Lots of love in that photo! 🎉

My kid turns 25 today. couldnt be a happier father with this one. and what a way to spend a november bday in 80 degree weather in cali. ❤️

@monstermike_art @artblocks_io That sounds amazing!! 🎉

Yesterday I completed a 3 week road trip with my cat Carl. Here’s the play by play - Marfa, TX for @artblocks_io weekend 2025 (amazing). Shoutout to every friend I got to spend time with, old and new. - Terlingua, TX where I saw ancient petroglyphs, and met Clay Henry, the beer drinking goat/former mayor who is now taxidermied - Big Bend National Park where I bathed in natural hot springs while watching horses graze on the Rio Grande, and got growled at by a black bear cub (who lost his mom 🥲) - Ozona, TX where I met Pepe of ‘Pepe’s Cafe’, a 60 year old Mexican man who went to Burning Man by himself this year (and ended up telling me way too much about the ladies he met) - Austin, where I hung with a very good old friend, made new friends, went to a concert, had a fantastic Halloween and ate wayyyy too much BBQ - Gila National Park, NM, which was beautiful as the leaves turn - Joshua Tree, CA, where I sunbathed nude on top of a mountain and had many of my questions answered Life is amazing. Go do stuff. There is so much to do Thank you to all my amazing my friends. You make life worth living ❤️

@OGcrookedwest We love you OG!

gm transitions bring incredibly shocking emotions i hit rock bottom end of last year - debt, broken family, broken heart, flooded house, no way forward in cali to be near my kids this year i made every move necessary - debt gone, sustainable life, new ❤️ and friends i finally have time to grieve what i didn’t expect was how deep the triggers would go - the release of feelings, the clarity of awareness, and seeing the past as it was, not through distorted pain or hope that what i thought was special and unique wasn’t to others i’m learning to sit with opposite emotions — to separate feelings and needs from actions — and to accept lessons i resisted before take the pain make the change. do the work and still, you’ll sit with pain only time and space heal love you mfers lucky to have you ❤️🩷🫶🫶🎉🫂

@schmrypto That’s beautiful!