Dar Lucey 🍪

Deleting this account in 24 hours, follow my new account - @darrrragh

Controversial business model: A gym where membership fees go up as your body fat does.

I’m not a parent yet, but sometimes I wonder if I’m ready. So I built the Baby Simulator app: my phone cries non-stop, wakes me up randomly, and demands constant attention. No diapers, just chaos. Time to find out if I’m ready. (drunk idea 64/1000)

If you share a bed with a snorer, this shock kit might just save your sanity. (drunk idea 63/1000)

Grass Grounding is my newest obsession, but I couldn’t track my progress or share it publicly—so I built an app. Because if I can’t tell people, does it even count? (drunk idea 62/1000)

Parents of X, would you pay for an app that tracks your kid's comments? How much? $1,000/month? (drunk idea 61/1000)

Clothes shopping is tough these days. No time for stores, and online fits are a gamble. Not anymore. Our new app matches you with someone your size who shops for you. Perfect fit, no hassle. (drunk idea 60/1000)

Uber 'Sweet rides' option (drunk idea 59/1000)

Someone build an app that detects and saves deleted tweets. Blackmail at scale is lucrative. (drunk idea 58/1000)

Tag your one friend who says, “One more episode" (drunk idea 57/1000)

Controversial take: the only way to build habits is to bet on yourself—literally. (drunk idea 56/1000)

Here's a review from our latest public bathroom reviewer - "Great facility, there's barely any junkies there" (drunk idea 55/1000)

Find your car, lose your dignity. (drunk idea 54/1000)

Scam calls are a plague. Enter ScamMatch. When a scammer calls you, we forward them to another scammer. Microsoft helps the Nigerian Prince, and everyone’s busy scamming each other. Win-win. (drunk idea 53/1000)

Think you’re building the next big thing, or just buying domains? Stay in control. Know your limits. (drunk idea 52/1000)

Dropping out of an Ivy League is a badge of honor in tech—but there’s nothing to hang on the wall. Until now. (drunk idea 51/1000)

My bedtimes have been all over the place lately, so I’m making sure I never miss one again with this little app we built. @bryan_johnson watch out (drunk idea 50/1000)

It's only a matter of time (drunk idea 49/1000)

Negotiating your salary? This app generates fake job offers to give you the leverage you need. (drunk idea 48/1000)

One of life’s pleasures is ranting about something with someone who’s just as fired up as you are. You're welcome. (drunk idea 47/1000)