Darren Grant

@UtdFaithfuls No

I disagree that we're 4-0 down because Man City are "too good" for us. They're better, but we've been careless, can't make simple passes, no courage, no desire, not putting in a shift and letting them stroll with the ball. Man Utd have made it too easy for them.

@chatabix1 So a trophy cabinet then? 🥲

We will install a glass front, yes.

@thisisryan I've got one sorted so good news all round. Good luck for the race all the best👍🏼

@darrengrant16 Hi Darren, only just seen this. I've been able to get out of the wedding so it's not available I'm afraid. Good luck with finding a ticket!

When you get a place in the Great North Run 😃 When your wife tells you we are at a wedding that day ☹

@_LouiseGray_ Haha no worries. I'm sure you'll be fine anyway. Good luck✌🏼

@darrengrant16 Ahhh no that’s a shame! I’ll keep that at the back of my mind thank you! Haha. I’ll see how these next few months go then let you know!

I applied for the Great North Run as a joke and now I’ve accidentally secured a place from the ballot. I’ve never ran in me life!! My practice will be running away from practicing. Surely I can do it by September??????? 💀

@OwsWills @DerrenBrown @bbccomedy @fayerosejane

I don’t know who @BBCComedy’s social media manager is, but he or she is a goddamned genius

@FriedWatts @JamesM2207

1/ One day, I believe $LINK will flip $ETH both in terms of market cap and value proposition. I don’t believe this based on hype, or because I’m awesome - which I am. I believe this based on evidence and logic. Crazy? Maybe. Possible? Definitely. Here’s how.

@LiamThorpECHO @piersmorgan @fayerosejane

This is one of the most painful responses I’ve seen in some time It’s brilliant interviewing by @piersmorgan

@SHO_Dexter @fayerosejane

Surprise Motherfucker. He’s back. #Dexter

@runnersworlduk @UnderArmour @EmmaKirkyO Wait, you guys are warming up?

Running coach @EmmaKirkyO demonstrates three key plyometric moves all runners should be doing as part of their warm up.

@comedylopez @DerrenBrown @fayerosejane

Witnessed the most amazing thing on the train to Edinburgh yesterday. A guy boarded in Wigan & sat opposite me. He went to sleep for an hour. When he woke up he bought a sandwich, ate it & went back to sleep. (This isn’t a maths test, you don’t need to know the distance/speed).

@BurgerKingUK Amen! Praise the Lord!🙄

We are now opening the Church of Halloumi, please be seated

@andrealane27 Christine is my Nana, possibly filming for another episode this year!

This needs to be a 2hr episode What happened to dad? Where are the other 3? #LongLostFamily

@scrowder I've been scrolling past your tweets ignoring them for like a week thinking you were @billyeichner

@BridgetPhetasy Looks like a new Key and Peele promo

CPAC looks like more fun than an SNL sketch.

@roswellkorean @MamboCat84 @stanleywaite1 @kwilli1046 I totally agree. I don't smoke either i was just questioning the experiment. I'm not ignorant to the fact that the effects are horrible and avoidable

@darrengrant16 @MamboCat84 @stanleywaite1 @kwilli1046 You’re not wrong - but I dare you to ask a hospice nurse what it’s like to watch someone with COPD, emphysema or lung cancer due to smoking live their last 24 hours. Not many things are as bad as they could be - but many things can be avoided because they should.

@Jupperkronic @MikeOnTheMic16 @vcox8420 @girlsreallyrule @IloveFlorida001 I am married with a daughter and live in my own house in the UK thanks. Never said I was a trump fan either or a gun activist. These are things that you like to imagine in your own head when you get too emotional and can't make any reasonable points when presented with facts.

I'm posting this close up not to bolster my argument that Jim Acosta did nothing wrong, because I think that's pretty clear. Instead, look at the way this staffer keeps looking to Trump for confirmation on each attempt. It's so creepy. This blind obedience is cult like.

@joshtaylor122 @billybirdshome @imbadatlife A private business should serve everyone without discrimination but should reserve the right to reject any request that goes against their beliefs. Surely like minded people would just boycott it until it closed or caved and realised its just words in icing on a cake

if you've never seen Jordan Peterson have his entire worldview dismantled in under a minute, now is probably the time