Ryan Michael

@TUIUK Hi, we have a holiday booked and trying to understand if our hotel provides cots for children. We can't find contact info for the hotel, any way you can help?

@darrengrant16 Ah nice one, enjoy!

@thisisryan I've got one sorted so good news all round. Good luck for the race all the best👍🏼

When you get a place in the Great North Run 😃 When your wife tells you we are at a wedding that day ☹

@darrengrant16 Hi Darren, only just seen this. I've been able to get out of the wedding so it's not available I'm afraid. Good luck with finding a ticket!

@thisisryan If you really can't go I will buy your place off you and pay the transfer fee. Me and the wife wanted to do it but only one of us was successful 😅 let me know 👍🏼 no worries if not.

Johnson says he’s asking the Cabinet Secretary to look into whether there was a party. IT WAS IN YOUR HOUSE MATE

@officialP1stol Sorry to hear that Pete

Sadly today my dad passed away, he’s been a lost soul since my mum died 4 years ago and died of a broken heart in more ways than one. Just thought I’d share this on here for those who I may not be in close contact with but may have known him and been fond of him. ❤️

Happy 21st Birthday Macromedia Flash 5.0 and ActionScript 1.0! On August 24, 2000, Macromedia launched the Macromedia Flash 5.0 multimedia software. webdesignmuseum.org/old-software/m… #Flash

@GregB ☹

@thisisryan Thinks I’m a dick

I like javascript

Have you seen this shit @northernassist!?

@GregB @OralB @internetofshit You need to login to use y0ur toothbrush!?

⁦@OralB⁩ Santa brought me a new Bluetooth toothbrush but your registration site is down so I can’t log in to use it. You ruined my Christmas. #internetofshit ⁦@internetofshit⁩

@adam_holloway Don't worry you'll love it, I just didn't have a clue what was going on!

@thisisryan Oh no! I just bought tickets last night to watch them when I'm over there next month. How come it was so bad?

Was just on the train and overheard a small child say to his Mum "Mummy can I come to work with you tomorrow to witness the first day of GDPR compliance in the workplace?" and the Mum said "Of course you can" then the whole train cheered and starting chanting "GDPR, GDPR, GDPR"

This weekend's weather: bunting

@jag4091 @Kidge83 ...what's happened?

@jag4091 @Kidge83 Genuine coincidence

@jag4091 @Kidge83 24hr dashboard confessional until they fucking enjoy it

@LawrieCape I was trying to phase you out of my life and then this happened...

Can you guess the globe trotting footballer based on their transfer history? transfertrail.com

@m0sley damn, I think it was - did you go in?