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@rustyrockets @piersmorgan Where was god for that poor 16 year old child?

Wait! @piersmorgan I’ve found that verse!! The really important thing is that we, you, me all of us are loved. And not because of anything we have accomplished or ever could achieve. But because of who loves us.

@kittenaround_51 Why are mixing fruit with JD and prattling about with smoke. You’ve embarrassed yourself

This is how whiskey should feel, looks yummy 🥃

@KitchenBites_ That is an absolute abomination

Best way to cook spaghetti

@SkySportsNews Good to get Charlie Austin’s view on this

🗣️ "Can [Carrick] take Manchester United to the next level?" Harry Maguire has backed Michael Carrick for the Manchester United job. Does Charlie Austin think there are other candidates for the role? #SkySportsFC

@Connor_LFC8 Even Torres won the champs league

@JulieChangRE Sounds like you want to fuck then Julie

I love watching this couple cook for their family and often their kids friends He’s an orthopedic surgeon and she’s a skincare executive but they make the time to cook together And their food always looks so good. They’re not shilling anything - not trying to look extra - not doing performative nonsense- not being fake. More social media and content like this please!

@Zar_RedIssue Probably the only sensible thing I’ve ever seen a fan write on here

Wish Carrick and his crew well, impossible task with no future, and hopefully no retarded songs about him, all we’ve had are false dawns since Fergie retired those protesting about the owners are still the ones financing them grow a pair and walk away is the only solution anything else is bullshit 🐄 💩🚮

@UtdMaI Fuck off

Manchester United should strongly consider recalling Rasmus Højlund from his loan spell at Napoli to compete with Benjamin Šeško, as it aligns with both sporting logic and long-term squad development. United’s biggest issue in recent seasons has been the lack of sustained competition and depth in the No.9 position. Recalling Højlund immediately addresses that problem. Firstly, competition breeds excellence. Šeško is a high-potential striker, but relying on him alone risks stagnation and predictability. Højlund’s return would raise performance standards in training and on matchdays, forcing both players to sharpen their movement, finishing, and pressing intensity. Elite teams thrive on internal competition, not guaranteed starts. Secondly, Højlund already understands Manchester United’s environment, pressure, and expectations. His physicality, pace, and ability to run channels offer a different profile to Šeško, giving the manager tactical flexibility against varied opponents. Rather than adapting a new system, United would be reintegrating a striker molded by the club’s demands. Thirdly, recalling Højlund protects United’s long-term investment. Allowing him to flourish elsewhere without a clear pathway back risks stagnating his value and confidence. Competing with Šeško, rather than replacing him, accelerates both players’ development and secures the club’s future striking options. In conclusion, recalling Højlund is not about abandoning Šeško, but about building a competitive, resilient squad. Manchester United do not need one striker — they need two hungry forwards pushing each other toward elite standards

@LFC_Tandy He is dog shit

’FLOP’ of the season btw… 💀

@DexxterUtd That’s 12 players

🚨My XI against Fulham. Thoughts? ## Sesko Cunha Bruno Mbeumo Dorgu Casemiro Kobbie Amad Maguire/Licha De Ligt Yoro Onana

@DeadlineDayLive Madrid bought Ronaldo, benzema and kaka in the same window you plebs

🚨 If Liverpool complete the signing of Alexander Isak, would it make this the best transfer window of all time from any club? 🇩🇪 Florian Wirtz: £116M 🇭🇺 Milos Kerkez: £40M 🇳🇱 Jeremie Frimpong: £30M 🇫🇷 Hugo Ekitike: £79M 🇸🇪 Alexander Isak: £130M-£150M

@unitedupdates Do yourself a favour and get over it

📸 Rashford training with Yamal

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Why is this utter shit on my timeline? Fuck off

The photogenic friend

@NoContextBrits Simon Cowell

Pep at Galatasaray next season.

@Se_Railway @Se_Railway nice to see you’re on top of this situation and offering your usual high quality communication ti your customers. Trust in south eastern

@Se_Railway One that was meant to stop at Bromley south and is now going all the way into London. You’re sending me miles out my way when there’s plenty of other stops before

@Se_Railway why is the Bromley south train being diverted all the way into London? Surely there’s other stops before?

@paulwaugh I think Khan has been shit. And I vote monster raving looney party

Here's an example of the kind of headline the Standard used in the 2016 election. (It also endorsed Goldsmith in its editorial)

This is the 1st time the Standard has endorsed a Labour candidate for Mayor of London (and I've covered every mayoral election since Ken Livingstone won in 2000). standard.co.uk/comment/sadiq-…

@selormafc_ Kane done you proper

@ESPNUK Then they won the champions league together

When Neymar and Herrera combined for one of the best training goals you’ll ever see ☄️😤 (via anderherrera/IG)