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So… after living in this house two years, finally got an electrician round to look at the plug that didn’t work… it’s only a bloody safe 😂😂😂

@Tesco Why do you charge 10p less for diesel in Bulwell than Hucknall, Notts? Even Top Valley is cheaper than Hucknall

Are #TheApprentice contestants real entrepreneurs or undercover actors sent to test Lord Sugar’s patience? Every season a room of “visionary CEOs” forget how to price a sandwich. That’s not business strategy that’s LinkedIn confidence in the wild.

@EIHLFanNews1 @DarthSteelios - piss taking at its best 😂

Mega raffle announced by the Sheffield Steelers this evening!

@Matt_Pinner Record it for the internet

What would you do in this situation?

@earthcurated The best soft drink ever

Can you name one thing Brazil gave to the world?

@0MNIXXX @Dan1_ella1 @bbceastenders @BBCOne @BBCiPlayer If Jasmine can access what she needed from Anthony’s pc, why did he need to go to a random receptionist and ask her to go over med recs. so many holes!

@Dan1_ella1 @bbceastenders @BBCOne @BBCiPlayer They skip a lot of key plot points. For example Zoe broke into Vicki's place by smashing in the back door window, yet Vicki never once mentioned it. It just got skipped over. Looks like they will do the same with this tbh but we shall see.

This Christmas on #EastEnders. Watch on @BBCOne and @BBCiPlayer.

@han_reynolds1 @jakepowr This was from last week after the match.

@darrensteels @jakepowr Was this last night yeah?

That Cliff Pu thing surely has something to do with Mark LeFebvre post games comments? Couldn’t give a flying pigs ear though I won’t lie 🤣

@Zacjs95 @steelershockey No refunds 😤

@steelershockey Just got him on the new winter classic jersey too, gutted 😞

Cliff Pu is no longer associated with the club with immediate effect. This decision has been taken in line with its club conduct policies. The club will not be making any further comment at this time.

@han_reynolds1 @jakepowr youtu.be/vQ9ob1rfN-w?si… Around 45 seconds Marc makes that statement, lasts for 5 seconds and then continues

@jakepowr I need someone to find out what happened 🤣🤣 was he gobbing to someone?? Im gonn need a statement from this

Which one tastes better?🥤

@NoContextHumans Has it all been cooked on a radiator?

What’s this delicious English breakfast missing?🤔🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@B___K_____ I hope it something good like Boaty McBoatFace

Woman on this train keeps threatening to change her name by deed poll.

@MichaelRosenYes @KirstieMAllsopp As usual Kirsty likes to get a little snippet and run with it. I wonder if her own father had a bus pass? Or claimed any government monies ? What business is it of hers anyway how or what you claim at your age? I’m pretty sure you’ve paid sufficient money into this country

@KirstieMAllsopp You're doing that social media thing of extrapolating what I said into something I didn't say and then arguing with that.

A writer so successful that today is a day dedicated to him in schools all over the country thinks it is reasonable that he travels for free due to his age. People have to stop taking things they do not need, it is wrong and it is bankrupting our country.

@richie_rich77 I used to live near the hotel used for filming in Bourne Emd

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Challenge Round 🍿 Name a movie with a single word title!

Who saw David nodding as Claudia was speaking… #CelebrityTraitors

@earthcurated jump into my hot tub

You wake up tomorrow to this. What is the first thing you do?

@DianeSocke50155 @steelershockey x.com/steelershockey…

@steelershockey Who scored ??

@Matey30 I'm all good thanks. I hardly use twitter anymore. Currently Op's Manager in a retirement village and loving it! How about you