Darryl

Me whenever av just let out a stinker of a fart 🤭

@johnmcdonnellMP What do you want him to do? Order a pizza?

Every night I see my neighbors' disabled dog going upstairs to bed, like this

Jesus wept

@mbruce17 @ScotlandNT Nae got youtube on yer phone no ?

@darrylbiz @ScotlandNT Nae on the tele theres no

Close! It's an early chance for Scott McTominay in the Portugal box at Hampden Park. 📺 Watch live here: scotfa.co/SCOvPOR #SCOPOR

@mbruce17 @ScotlandNT VPN BRUV

@ScotlandNT Any chance of letting me watch this outside of Scotland like 🤨

🥲

@KentPoliceTWell @rosshosie your a wanted man

Investigators have released a computer generated image of a man they would like to identify in connection with a burglary in Tunbridge Wells. kent.police.uk/news/kent/late…

@D1singh25 @AndyRobsonTips @euan_cassie @rosshosie absolute stinkin 24p bet

@AndyRobsonTips omggg

Casual Saturday night in turra

@ChrisHammer180 @rosshosie some absolute weapons in there like 🤣

Hasan Haji is the latest player to join the 'Ministry of Silly Darts Throws' compilation. Some belters from down the years in here...

“I’ll put the heating on for a bit” When you check your account:

Never understood the hype around this tune

@PicturesFoIder @Rhysogg97 definitely see you in tsb we a milanos and a guiness this weekend

nah this is wild

@mbruce17 @jayinglis97 Feel sorry for him like

@jayinglis97 @darrylbiz

Why in the name of fuck would you cash out £3.04 from a fiver stake?

@leemacphersooon Couple o my clubs would be getting launched straight onto the beach

At's a couple sleeves at least

Unbelievable😂

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