Darren 🇾🇪

Danny Dyer proudly singing that Bowen is shagging his daughter. What a geezer

Did he not spend 270m in the summer and hes moaning about losing Isak who been injured most of the season… the excuses coming out now as he know transfer requests are coming thick and fast…. Hateful club especially those 2 pricks on the sideline

So good… so many bang on here 👏👏 great work again @ConorSketches

Fuck me what a player…. Just look how far he is in front!!!! 🪄🎩

Happy mothers day ✌️

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@FabrizioRomano Hes a gluebag him

🚨🔝 Liam Rosenior on if João Pedro is in the same bracket as the likes of Kane, Mbappé and Haaland: “For me João IS in that category now”.

@scottygfc @RealRomfordPele

@darso1985 @RealRomfordPele 😂 all going on Harry’s horse

Thanks for all my Birthday messages much appreciated 🍻🙏

@scottygfc @RealRomfordPele Thats right… and Chelts next week with his birthday money

@RealRomfordPele @darso1985 big one tonight

@LiamPaulCanning U would absolutley raid newcastle for Tonali and Hall at LB if thats the case with top 4 finish…

Big problem with United’s midfield is when the opposition are physical and can run all game long, they struggle massively. Last night again showed that v Tonali and Joelinton. Need to just make sure they get CL qualification and then rebuild that midfield massively.

@scottygfc @ChrisWheatley Ramsdale doing the same… seems to be a trend here

@ChrisWheatley We don’t need to waste time, Brighton were doing fuck all anyway

Brighton boss Fabian Hurzeler: “The Premier League needs to find a rule. “Give more yellow cards for timewasting. Have you ever seen a goalkeeper go down three times in a game?”

@terryflewers People saying they are tired.. like how? Bullied again because tgey didntbwant to fight… took forever and a day with the ball and so slow with it… sub showed why they dont play… bar Diallo it shows whatbwe need.. Hall and Tonali would be great in that team

Man United completely bottled it tonight. No aggression, no urgency, just slow, laboured football. Carrick was begging them to move the ball quicker from the sidelines. It was a really poor showing....

Trippier is one cheating cunt btw… thenworst for it ive witnessed with my eyes… loves 6 cramps a game and told tge keeper to fake one too.. no excuse but unreal too see

Thats really shit that straight after the red.. guve away a peno cudnt wait to fuck it up.. but showed no fight & how the team is wrecked is beyond me.. Hall and Tonali would be great siginings never give up attitude… but the time wasting from Neecastle is the worst ever #mufc

@NathSalt1 Absolute joke having it on a monday night… palava for us fans travelling

Manchester United home games (25-26) Vs Arsenal (Sunday, 4:30pm) Vs Burnley (Saturday, 3pm) Vs Chelsea (Saturday, 5:30pm) Vs Sunderland (Saturday, 3pm) Vs Brighton (Saturday, 5:30pm) Vs Everton (Monday, 8pm) Vs West Ham (Thursday, 8pm) Vs Bournemouth (Monday, 8pm) Vs Newcastle (Friday, 8pm) Vs Wolves (Tuesday, 8:15pm) Vs Man City (Saturday, 12:30pm) Vs Fulham (Sunday, 2pm) Vs Tottenham (Saturday, 12:30pm) Vs Crystal Palace (Sunday, 2pm) Vs Aston Villa (Sunday, 2pm) Vs Leeds (Monday, 8pm) Vs Brentford (Monday, 8pm) 17 home games here. 7 games kicking off 8pm or later 2 Saturday 3pms I mean… #mufc

Who wants some Fester ........

Big Fester will be having a meltdown and someone @ me in it…. Im resdy for it #Fester

Another weekend spent in the W13 SE…. Just gets better and better 🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪

@MufcWonItAll2 Was in it yeserday infront of that “we will support you evermore” banner and it was great again… was at Fulham too there and even more banners and flags everyweek with more atmosphere…. Fucking delicious it is

Stretford end looks better and better every week. 🇾🇪

Matchday UTFRs 🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪