Dr. Kara M. Million

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Dr. Kara M. Million

Dr. Kara M. Million

@darterdancer

Assistant Professor in Biology at UNA. Darters, parasites, and male-only parental care. Come for the fish, stay for the sassy parrot. Opinions are my own.

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Dr. Kara M. Million@darterdancer·
Goodbye, I. (link in comments)
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Dr. Kara M. Million@darterdancer·
@parrhizzia Only certain ones, mind you. And they're the outliers in their particular denomination.
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Parrhizzia@parrhizzia·
@darterdancer Honestly, this has just improved my feelings about Presbyterians by a factor of 3x.
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Dr. Kara M. Million@darterdancer·
One of the few presbyterians I still even remotely tolerate just sent this to my house.
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Timothy Isaiah Cho@tisaiahcho·
Bro let me introduce you to presbyterianism, where instead of one sole leader wreaking havoc, you have a good ol' boys club doing it and covering each other's rear ends.
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Prudy Ray 🥭@PrudyRay·
Remember when almost all of the church going Christians in Germany though Hitler was a gift from God. Y'all watching history repeat itself.
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Dr. Kara M. Million@darterdancer·
Have you ever wondered what darters think is "pretty"? Fresh off the press is our study in which we used neural style transfer (a generative AI technique) to test for pattern preferences in rainbow darters.
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Dr. Kara M. Million@darterdancer·
@SleepyKyju I recently went through a multi-year legal battle. I know how nerve-wracking this is. You've got this.
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sleepykyju@SleepyKyju·
I keep thinking “what if the trial doesn’t go my way” and then remembering all the text messages I have where the thief calls them mine and my vet records and shit. Logically I shouldn’t be anxious but I want to throw up
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Dr. Kara M. Million@darterdancer·
Update for those who have been following/supporting Mrs. Irvin's 3rd-5th grade gifted class in Calera, AL and their adventures in parasitology/ecology: thanks to your generous support, 80 students went to Aldridge Gardens for environmental education lessons. Thank you!!
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Dr. Kara M. Million@darterdancer·
@BanjoAtheist You can skip to the part where the paper was accepted... following four rounds of revisions. 😅
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Banjo Skeptic@BanjoAtheist·
@darterdancer What if you’re too depressed to pay attention to that many instructions?
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Dr. Kara M. Million@darterdancer·
🎵When you’re down and low, lower than the floor/ And you think that you ain’t got a chance/ Hop 3 times like a kangaroo/ side step twice just like the crabs do/ 3 steps forward 1 step back/ and that’s the Paper Accepted Dance.🎵
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Dr. Kara M. Million@darterdancer·
Have to tie up all loose ends before Everything becomes Nothing at last...
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Anyway, that's over now, and hopefully soon so am I. Now go away.
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