Heather Malek

@thelonglab A photo of you as a child that encapsulates your energy. 😝😴

@elonmusk Nobody is attacking space. We’re attacking billionaires who amassed vast fortunes on the backs of an exploited work force using those fortunes to hold an extravagant dick measuring contest instead of doing anything remotely helpful with their ill gotten gains.

@thelonglab Lucas is my favourite doughnut 😆

@thelonglab Is it still soft like a pretzel or crispy like a baguette?

@GarantRenee @thelonglab Sadly I don't know it from memory anymore, 4.4 L of water...67g(?) of agar, 900g bananas, it's a blur after that. Just don't forget the tegocept!

@thelonglab @darth_malek remember having to teach me the recipe 100000x because I never remembered it 😂?

@thelonglab Happy birthday! 🥳

@thelonglab @BehavEcol @Lauriergrad These flies are too social, they'll inspire envy. I wonder if raising flies under social isolation affects their ability to court.

@SpottedLaurier Well half of them are wearing gloves, and probably not sharing beer bongs.

And people are mad at us about Ezra???

@StatCan_eng Alright now how many did so married with 2 incomes?

How old were you when you bought your first house?

@SpottedLaurier I wonder if you considered emailing your prof before publically calling them out. I guess this way you get to forgo being polite.

When tf r getting our bi 393 assignments back it’s been a whole ass month

@nessy3599 @SarahLR98 @SpottedLaurier I guess we could be mad at the theft, but the company already robbed her.

@SarahLR98 @SpottedLaurier Ya lmao the prices are wild af

A big fuck you to the guy that booked it out of Starbucks with that girls moose knuckle

@mollyfprince @AOC I'd rather a couple tears than an irrational tweet storm.

I’ll say it: @AOC's frequent crying only reinforces the stereotype that women are too emotional for politics.

@paigesilverrx @SpottedLaurier It was also once common sense not to steal, also not all plants are indoor plants.

Attention golden hawks!! It is #notgolden to steal our plants ... AGAIN!! Please return !

I somehow doubt deregulation is ever beneficial for the environment...

@thelonglab That was my best Tristan smile

Left my mark at #CSEE2018

@thelonglab @AlbrechtS_H I've seen a few kids around the conference you could smuggle them in if you think they have the patience for it :p

@thelonglab @LucasKhodaei @csee2018 I feel like there's a price on my head now.

@neiltyson and also with you!

May the fourth be with you all.