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San Francisco making history today First time on record we’ve ever had four consecutive days of highs 84°+ in Winter All year we average only seven 84°+ days Temperature records go back to 1874

The skyscraper Phoenix needs.

why a successful woman should date young men: - they have more time to give you constant attention - endless compliments - high sex drive - understands internet culture - thinks you are always right (you have more experience) - treats you incredibly well - straightforward (has no filters) - still believes in love - not traumatized by other women (ill be the one) - worships you and kisses the ground you walk on - still believes in gifts (will buy you anything you want even though he’s broke) - parents still pay for most things so he can spend on you - talks to you like he actually likes you because he doesn’t play games - broke but will be successful in a few years - no wrinkles - no erectile dysfunction - no beer belly - gives you accomplishment because it feels like taking care of a child - training you to be a mother (see above)