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@darutotron

Katılım Mart 2017
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@pseudosavant_ god... I want to FUCK this ANTHROPOMORPHIC SNAKE MONSTER...
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beetle moses@beetlemoses·
@BigEvilCamillo He actually changed his name to Red Bionicle to better assimilate into the American workforce. Honestly I think it’s a sad reflection of our society that he felt the need to do so, but I’ve known him a long time so I respect his decision
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D@darutotron·
@nickmorgenbach i'll admit that all and also say that i like it outside of the war crimes. which is sort of like a, how was the play, ms lincoln, and i say, oh, it was pretty good
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D@darutotron·
@postoctobrist lowkey the original still applies maybe
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D@darutotron·
@intellegint i never noticed how fitted up vegeta is here, it's kind of awesome
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andrew@intellegint·
Me sitting down for another movie I won’t like because I love the theater
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D@darutotron·
@hausofdecline mankind is in the other corner talking to socko or whatever. thoughts? is there something there
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@hausofdecline and if you meet me out in quahog... say hi...
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D@darutotron·
@GoukenEdits this looks like a l4d campaign poster
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@postoctobrist meat allergy means you can't eat pussy. sad!
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November@postoctobrist·
puppygirl who gets bitten by a lone star tick and has to start topping
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D@darutotron·
@letiwolfxx @ThisStupidTwink tying yourself to the train tracks could be the move. or maybe being tied to a chair with dynamite in your lap that audibly ticks with a big old timey clock. maybe we could crush you with a piano or large 1 ton weight. or lower you into a pool of pirahnas, acid, lava, etc.
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shiba leti 🇦🇪
shiba leti 🇦🇪@letiwolfxx·
@ThisStupidTwink I never wanted to do it with pills for this and also if I do live the pills could fuck up your body for years after , I rather use train cuz that would be sick ngl
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D@darutotron·
@gahuppy truth nuke
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Huppy@gahuppy·
which one
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D@darutotron·
@nowherelad1 i have dreams about bathrooms like this all the fucking time
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nowherelad@nowherelad1·
the bathrooms
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D@darutotron·
@rumcoat climate change. if the winter doesn't get as cold, then they don't die off as much, and they have more stuff to feed on, so they roll over into the next year.
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scratch 🍸@rumcoat·
is there a reason why this tick season is worse than others? just caught a fat tick crawling on my walls, and i barely go outside
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D@darutotron·
@rawdawgcomics I'VE BEEN A PUPPET A PAUPER A PIRATE A POET, A PAWN AND A KING
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Benny Feldman@Feldfrog·
We're working on an app that lets you gamify loving your kids
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D@darutotron·
@quaintsockrug you're not supposed to know about us, delete this immediately
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Avery 🚬😏@quaintsockrug·
I've been transitioning for almost 16 years now and if i there's 1 thing that i know now that i wish I'd known about at the start it would be about The Guy. he likes all my posts. he corners me at the bar and tells me he'll never transition. i see him in the edges of my vision
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Handsome B. Charming@CTachio83984·
*in the middle of a major military battle* hes got a gun!
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D@darutotron·
@postoctobrist yeah but imagine it was some like. millennial stomp clap boom type music stuck in your head. then you'd lose your mind.
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November@postoctobrist·
if you want a sense of what it’s like inside my head, one time I was alone duct taped to a chair with a bag over my head in a completely dark and silent room and completely psychologically fine because I had KC and the Sunshine Band - Give It Up stuck in my head on loop
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when is the silence supposed to show up

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D@darutotron·
@Feldfrog i'm actually a sticky maroon ball and I find your jokes highly offensive
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