Dash MacIntyre

Smart move @thehalfwaypost/closeted-republicans-are-using-empty-melania-screenings-to-hook-up-aa6788cf6d66?sk=9abcfbd720e6b15d759fc88c4f1d8ba6" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">medium.com/@thehalfwaypos…

MORE CITIES SHOULD NAME THEIR DUMPS AFTER DONALD TRUMP @thehalfwaypost/12-cities-so-far-have-renamed-their-landfills-in-honor-of-donald-trump-24f0b4df599d?sk=0242c4fa3b86eac1752a5d3fa977b009" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">medium.com/@thehalfwaypos…

Deranged tips on staying healthy this winter from RFK Jr.! @thehalfwaypost/rfk-jr-s-10-tips-on-how-to-avoid-catching-covid-this-winter-63436622dc0d?sk=bd4ff693a7541cc319a48b9c222bd258" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">medium.com/@thehalfwaypos…

Bad news for Donald Trump! @thehalfwaypost/a-montana-town-is-hosting-a-pedophile-bonfire-to-burn-maga-merch-9c6f28ff9849?sk=46ff0af16e9248bca6757d8a03901cce" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">medium.com/@thehalfwaypos…

The parade is more fitting for a 6 year-old-boy king from the 1400s than the President of the United States in 2025 @dashmacintyre/what-to-expect-from-trumps-birthday-military-parade-3c0399893a2d?sk=5a3c0673b1e91f1a71d3cafe73c6406f" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">medium.com/@dashmacintyre…

The biggest losers of Trump's tariffs against China are his own fans selling and buying cheap MAGA hats from China to show their support for him.

Pete Hegseth bringing his wife along on his job interviews as a human shield against questions about his rapey behavior is peak MAGA Masculinity™

Way to go Greenland! medium.com/p/e95bc21a2eb6

Trump is essentially doing a Brexit, except for the entire globe. He is shooting America in the leg for terrible and frankly belligerent reasons destroying and dismantling the world order we built that benefits and enriches us, and has prevented world war for decades.

Donald Trump is so dumb, and the dumbest people in America are getting him to do the even dumber things Trump is too stupid to think up doing himself.

Elon Musk would 100% fire any woman who came to work with her kid hanging around everywhere like he's doing with his kid.

Here's how you can live just like a Republican in 2025! medium.com/thought-thinke…

You would have just had to live through this era of the most superfluously aggrieved people in America voting for Republicans for decades against their own economic interests while coasting off the New Deal liberalism they think exploits them more than sociopathic billionaires.

Trump’s ability to become a messianic blank canvas mascot for America’s belligerent ignoramuses is something future readers of history will find impossible to comprehend.

For those keeping score at home, the first 2 Trump constituencies to have their faces eaten by the MAGA Leopard are tech bros and Indian-Americans. The betting markets say Mexican-Americans' faces will be next when Trump starts mass deportations that abduct legal immigrants.

Vivek Ramaswamy basically thinks native-born Americans are Cletus from "The Simpsons."

Good for Trump! :D @dashmacintyre/a-new-std-was-just-named-in-honor-of-donald-trump-93dd6c1a8a49" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">medium.com/@dashmacintyre…

@TonyHinchcliffe is bombing for fascism. Ethno-nationalism is the hackiest, lowest-brow form of comedy on any stage.

Donald Trump will fill the bureaucracy with incel brown shirts inspired by American Nosferatu Stephen Miller and American Rasputin Steve Bannon, who is about to be let out of prison and free to commit new anarchist crimes of contempt against our self-government.

Hey, when you're going to vote don't forget that Donald Trump is right now being criminally investigated for hoarding our national secrets in a famously unsecure resort regularly attended by money-laundering foreign oligarchs.