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is anyone hiring for a castle guard position? im really good at walking a specific route for hours at a time and i like to go “is someone there?!…must have been the wind…” whenever i hear a suspicious noise
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Waiter: “thank you for dining at Red Lobster, here is your fork, your napkin, and your bib, for tuna.”
George Lucas:
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me: i just miss her, you know? its been so hard since she left. i dont know if i can ever be happy again
my hedgehog best friend mitch hedhog: a toothpick saw me walking in the forest yesterday and said "damn it, I didn't know there was a bus"
me: *smiling* thanks mitch hedhog
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*noé chamando os animais pra entrar na arca por ordem alfabetica*
a zebra sentindo a água batendo no butico:
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Even Christopher Nolan cannot direct a scene like this.
kira 👾@kirawontmiss
Viral footage out of Brazil shows three scenes happening at once on street cameras a husband running from his wife a cat running from a dog and a thief running from the police😭
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Red fucked and has a kid in ‘ANGRY BIRDS 3’.
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can someone reverse this video and add construction noises
Out of Context Birds@ContextBirds
Time lapse of devouring broccoli
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i genuinely feel like this is one of the most beautiful moments of humanity i’ll ever witness in my life
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
A newly found bright spot on the moon has been named Carroll by the Artemis II crew. This is named after astronaut Reid Wiseman's late wife.
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