Brett Beattie

Hold me. And my coins.

Every press conference, it seems like JD5 is more and more fed up with talking to the media lol

So … Ron Rivera is calling the Commanders-Chargers game on Sunday

Commanders need to solve their Lattimore problem quickly

Enjoyed the Packers forming a conga line to try and stop Myles Garrett

@AdamSchefter If Deiter is getting minutes, then the game is basically lost anyways

Commanders elevated C Michael Deiter and P Mitch Wishnowsky from the practice squad for tonight’s game vs. the Packers.

Dallas fans in shambles. First Luka then Micah

You know what’s great for the Commanders? Not facing Micah Parsons twice a year

🚨🚨🚨BREAKING🚨🚨🚨 #Commanders and WR Terry McLaurin have agreed to a 3-year extension worth $ 96M, per @Schultz_Report McLaurin gets paid. #RaiseHail

Trade: Commanders are trading RB Brian Robinson to the 49ers in exchange for a 2026 sixth-round pick, sources tell ESPN.

Don’t just watch the movement. Be the movement. $BRETT. @BasedBrett

Me checking X every minute to see if Terry McLaurin got extended

Ethereum is probably going to hit $10K this cycle. The real memes are set to crush their previous all-time highs - and retail hasn’t even stepped in yet. All of this is happening with no rate cuts, no stimulus, no money printing. You’re not bullish enough.

Meet @wabdoteth & @stormrdoteth — the builders behind @sappyseals. We talked through building in stealth, tapping into the world of Roblox, and what happens when culture meets gameplay loops. Full interview below! 👇 opensea.io/blog/articles/…

@gerrydoteth @ConnoisseurCon @wabdoteth @sappyseals Bull run got him turning into an actual bull 😭

@ConnoisseurCon @wabdoteth @sappyseals Oof thought he just gained weight

One of the things I love about @wabdoteth is when we are taking over the timeline he is in the trenches with us pushing hard af. Super motivating. The team has been nonstop grinding the past few days and having a blast. Pixl and Seals are going to be absolutely massive. 🦭

I love Grottos and I don’t care who knows it

Still traumatized by Sunday pumps

The gates are open…time to ride 🎢 @Seatgeek | 🎟️ bit.ly/4jYPC8B

ETH stealing the show. Excited to see the capital trickle down