Dave Boatwright

Looks like my @centerparcs chocolate missing a square. #shrinkflation

@CommandoDad Awesome set of books with tons of helpful ideas and good advice. Would definitely recommend to anyone about to embark on their parenthood journey. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ @CommandoDad

Evening all you WONDERFUL DADS out there on "MISSION FATHERHOOD!!!" As there are only 22 days to go before Father's Day, I thought I'd remind everyone that Commando Dad has a series of books on offer, and not just the AWESOME BASIC TRAINING Manual! "Report to the Stores Guys!" 😁

@bushontheradio @bushontheradio I’m building up a nice little collection of these

I used to adore this little electronic game. Do you remember these?

@CMPG @Trafficwmp What’s wrong with it? It’s an Audi, that’s what’s wrong with it!!

We carried out a joint operation with @Trafficwmp . A number of vehicles stopped, including this RS3, any ideas what was wrong with it?

@bushontheradio @bushontheradio what about this one?

Disappointed with my @JetBlue experience today from MCO to PVD, let’s hope this plane works unlike #bluesapphire

Wordle 223 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩#wordle

@bushontheradio look what just arrived!

So, at 08:15 yesterday I popped down to @GreggsOfficial in Exmouth, and for the second Friday in a row THEY WERE CLOSED! #disappointed

It’s been an honour commentating the gymnastics today.

A nice little trip to @MasonsKings on Saturday. We just had to get a picture with a nice big @JohnDeere #tractormad

@bushontheradio I know how much you like a good response to a scam text. How about this?

My daughter has a new favourite book by @MichaelRosenYes we have read it countless times today (and watched you reading it on YouTube)

Harry just can’t get enough of @JohnDeere tractors!!

My 8 year old son is just about to start reading this book by @Zendibble. Looks like it’s going to be a good read!!

@bushontheradio How about a Jaffa Steak?

My friend Jon has bought this 'Pork Battenburg' down in Devon. What other MEAT CAKES should there be? Black Pudding Gateaux? 🍰

@MrDavidReed @bathurst_rob

Oops corroection that’s a halo not a corona. Slip of my tongue. Corona is around the moon at night.

@bushontheradio @absoluteradio @RichieFirth There was a young man from Ware Who numbered his underwear. In his wife’s frilly knickers He put numbers on stickers But they stuck to his thick pubic hair.

Ok listener Sarah has provided us with our second line, please use this as your inspiration and provide us with the lines to finish our poem. Go!

Following today's release of our @FrankOnTheRadio's Poetry Podcast we are asking for your help creating some Hometime Poetry - please provide is with THE NEXT LINE of this...

@bushontheradio 1, My children 2, My children

Please tell me 2 things that are currently winding you up (anything goes) Me - 1. Pricks cycling on the pavements during lockdown 2. Companies using the word 'eggcellent' in sales e-mails