Dave Hill Burner Account

Against all odds, my original @mrdavehill account has been reinstated. Go follow me over there.

Woah, Dave Hill's 'Pride Of Cleveland' special is on YouTube in its entirety! This is a lot of fun, with plenty of "ripping solos" @DaveHillMaybe youtube.com/watch?v=fPtSd7…

Views from the green room of a lovely sold out Interruption Show at @SFSketchfest! 🛎️ 📸 @NatalieSMcGill

I'm playing three shows this week with the amazing and hilarious @davehillmaybe: Thursday & Friday in Brookline, Saturday in Worcester. Tickets at davehillonline.com/live

DO YOU HAVE YOUR INTERRUPTION SHOW TICKETS FOR THIS WEEKEND AT @SFSketchfest? 🛎️ 🛎️ 🛎️ @DALIA @alex_falcone @DaveHillMaybe @badiniadones @NatalieSMcGill Mic Nguyen @chadopitz 🛎️ 🛎️ 🛎️ GET EM HERE: sfsketchfest2023.sched.com/event/qEOG/int…

I have classified materials. In my pants.

Don't miss @michaelkosta @DaveHillMaybe @CharlesMcBee @CaseyBalsham & more tonight on our 8:30PM! newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/michael…

#SanFrancisco I’m headed to @SFSketchfest Feb 3-4 and I’m making it everyone else’s problem! Stoked to perform with @DALIA and @chadopitz and @DaveHillMaybe! Tickets on the Sketchfest site!

Flying Comfort Plus on Delta today. Yeah I can board early but I’ll probably hang back anyway cuz I’m super chill and also have a large penis.

@jbied She’s riding shotgun. Damn this is easy.

@DaveHillMaybe with my mom?

One of my favorite things to do is eat a ton of pizza and then talk about how much pizza I ate and then get up to some porking. That’s three things but also not really.

If you can’t walk in your shoes without making a lot of noise, you probably should stop wearing those shoes. There- I said it. I’m a bitch but this bitch is right.

@jbied The thing is I’m not afraid. I’m like the gang member driving around with his lights off, just waiting for someone to flash theirs at me so I can bring the hammer down.

@DaveHillMaybe and there it is.

@jbied Yeah well I feel your mom coming soon.

@DaveHillMaybe Uh oh. I feel some Mom jokes coming soon.

@heyn0ww No, your mom did.

At Newark airport. Straight up porking outside Cinnabon like a sailor on leave.

@SirRashSalim Thanks! Follow my Instagram at @mrdavehill. I get up to all sorts of stuff.

@DaveHillMaybe Felt like 3 years of radio silence from you! I read your books over and over again during the 2020 lockdowns. They could've been the last literature I read!!

@DaveHillMaybe yo, Dave! Love your books. Any new ones in the pipeline? What about articles I may have missed this year?

@SirRashSalim Thank you!

@DaveHillMaybe My favourite essays were in TASTEFUL NUDES. Some great ones in the 2nd book too. I love reading about your misadventures in the local area. You should've blogged some this year. I thought you had quit writing years ago, when you vanished after MOOSE.