Dave

@fesshole I once sent a naked photo to everybody in my address book. Not only was it embarrassing, but it cost me a fortune in stamps.

@StanCollymore Onana playing is huge. Not often we get good news from 50/50 injury scares.

Villans and Trickies, your thoughts on your club's starting XI's please. 👇🏽

@StolleryTHFC Did you have to? I’ve only just got over this result.

Run it back

Is that Sean Dyche? I need this on the utter woke nonsense meme.

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@mcginnisthegoat Villa fans being called glory hunters

Sorry??? #AVFC

@fesshole You should be happy as, being an Arsenal fan, he must come second?

Husband likes a sexual act I don't much care for. As a compromise we agreed to do said act only when Arsenal win a match, thinking this would not be overly frequent. Bastard Gunners won't stop winning this season.

@tonytiger67 @gambIorr Do the nuts come on a piece of cardboard that reveal a scantily clad stunner when the packets are removed?

@gambIorr Scampi Fries and KP nuts

Under new management: Sky Sports Pool table Carling £4:20 John Smiths £3:80 2 cocktails from £10

@Wayne501Mardle Hope you’re well? My son Arthur turns 13 in a few weeks and we’ve got him tickets for the premier league in Birmingham next month. Would it be possible to get a short video from yourself to tell him he’s got the tickets please?

@TrailsAndAlesUK @screenrotpod I saw a comment when I first saw this yesterday that it was when the queen died. Can’t confirm but surely not?!

@screenrotpod Whats the context of this video? 😆

Tuesday.

@OfficialVizeh @YouTube Say to any #avfc fan that our downward spiral started at CSKA Moscow away in 2009 and ended when someone threw a cabbage on the pitch in 2018, and they’d absolutely agree.

Every Premier League Team's Worst Moment Explained youtu.be/vyMi01ShHAc?si… via @YouTube

@SkyBet Vlacav Drobny

Challenge time: Name a random footballer NO ONE ELSE will think of…

Genuine question, has there ever been another football club who's players are so relentlessly linked with transfers away every single season, even if the window isn't open?

@screenrotpod HSTikkyToquay

Ste-nage (after Ste Bartlett) Gymskinverness (after James Skin) Beavo-in-Furness (After Brandon Beavis) Big John O'Groats (After John Fisher) James Wattford (After James Brewdog) Hugo Hamlet (After Hugo Hamlet) Jake Humphreys and Galloway (After Jake Humphreys)

Just currently debating if I actually need two kidneys so I can afford to see Bologna for the 3rd time in 2 years #avfc

Is there a French word for Déjà vu?

@mcandidate Harte Shaped Box

Smells Mike Dean Spirit

@j42070 Complete and utter made up rubbish. No way would the Villa offer us fans 10% off anything!

My lad just sent me this gem. Nearly choked on me dinner time sandwich. #sotv

@Danny_McMoomins Walter Zenga-boys #indiemanagers

Super Fergie Animals #IndieManagers

@mcfckirk @NoContextBrits @Tesco With clubcard £47.82

@NoContextBrits @Tesco With clubcard: £417,550

Just done a week's worth of shopping at @Tesco.

Tottenham fans next season