Dave Stopera

8/3 final: @BuzzFeedSB 3, @HTBonghitters 2 - game-winning RBIs by Steve Cucolo, pitcher @davestopera for the win #MediaSoftball

keep your eyes on Boar's Head Low Sodium Premium Turkey Breast — currently my frontrunner for Cold Cut Of The Year

One Nation Under A Groove finally on Spotify

how's a man supposed to pledge his groovallegiance when One Nation Under A Groove isn't on Spotify?????

325... a pathetic temp to preheat the oven to

@LoganRhoades this Coors is for you 👑

@davestopera DYNASTY!

Back to back champs... now that’s cash money

Phish should cover Keasbey Nights. Page can play the horn part on keyboard

@massagetheband That's what's up

Billy Joel in the dentist office waiting room 🏄🏼‍♂️💪🏼😤

pina coladas at a bar called O’Malley’s... that dog don’t hunt

when the chip bag is purple... brother you are in for a treat

@scottlamb @Arielle07 @greenring Hi I'm Scott Lamb and welcome to Jackass

@Arielle07 @greenring @scottlamb never forget scottshaming.tumblr.com

me after i finish my march madness bracket versus me 10 minutes into the first game

Jerry would’ve loved Fortnite

Wow... almost a year ago today. The day everything changed. twitter.com/davestopera/st…

@campanamike although now i’m thinking we missed a big opportunity for a cover of Territorial Pissings with a trumpet solo by a 16 year old

@davestopera if number one dad tried to sound more like nirvana instead of the lemonheady pop-sensibility they would’ve also been worse so i’m gonna go out on a limb and say evan dando was more influential than kurt cobain as well

It’s A Shame About Ray is better than Nevermind

Knicks

Knicks

Knicks

Eli Manning HOF

french people be like “Monsieur Frodo”

@msperry8 if Jeff Kent won on Survivor he'd be in the inner circle of the inner circle of the Hall of Fame

Just sent in my Hall Of Fame ballot. Tough year and so some tough choices had to be made. Feel good about it though.