David Sweeney

A reminder that Jackson Koivun is the best amateur since Data Golf started keeping track in 2010. Better than Rahm. Better than Spieth. Better than JT, Morikawa and Hovland. Better than them all.

Time for my 2nd Annual Masters tradition! Send me a swing video and I will tell you… - My favorite thing about it - My least favorite thing about it. If the moment strikes me I may also work in a score out of 10 *all analysis based solely on my own subjective preferences*

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@NoLayingUp In no particular order: - outer space - the large hadron collider - hydroelectricity - blue whales - bobsleds - Gelato (specifically, not ice cream generally) - Meryl Streep

The initial draft.

We’re back to chopping on this week’s TrapDraw and DJ joins TC to discuss mobile saunas and ginkgo trees in Milwaukee, backing into parking spots, model trains and much more. We also open the nomination period for the list of things that are sick, which you can submit in the comments below or via the TrapDraw listener line. open.spotify.com/episode/2Hf6AS…

@NoLayingUp I can't play it back to record it but please me tell someone saw Team 🌹 blow a kiss on 11 🤌 @TronCarterNLU @DJPie @BigRandyNLU

@gcooney93 The vibes are back!

The vibes are cooked

McIlroy rips his first drive 392 yards down the fairway. The vibes are good

@ShaneSweeeeeeee Yeah I'd happily kill our roomba

@davesweeney7 This chart more means in a moral sense. Like which would you be happy to kill in the robot uprising

@ShaneSweeeeeeee Our roomba is a bad robot. As in he is bad at his job

Ashamed to admit I forgot about Curiosity. All of the Mars rovers are GOOD ROBOTS

@NoLayingUp @TronCarterNLU

Join us LIVE on YouTube/X tonight after the conclusion of the Arnold Palmer Invitational. A look back at Bay Hill, news and notes from across the golf world and a preview of a wild week ahead with the Players and Soly’s appearance in the Creator Classic. Come hang when the golf finishes up, presented by @highnoonsunsips.

@NoLayingUp @DJPie predators in their natural habitat

@NoLayingUp @highnoonsunsips How much more did Big Randy prefer the Team Rose hole out with the wood to the Cam Davis wonder up and down off the roots?

Our @highnoonsunsips live show starts shortly. Questions for the show?

@ngschuNLU @NoLayingUp

Come thru...

@NFLUKIRE @AroundTheNFL @DanHanzus @nyjets @Vikings @SpursStadium @ColmOFaolain

🚨 WIN TICKETS TO THE 2024 NFL LONDON GAMES🎟️ Host of @AroundTheNFL Podcast @DanHanzus is offering UK and Irish fans the chance to win 2 tickets to see @nyjets play the @Vikings at @SpursStadium in October! Like this post and tag a mate below to be in with a chance to win! T&Cs apply, UK+IRE entries only.

@shane_movie Well at least you’ve learned a valuable lesson

@davesweeney7 Maybe they had become good somehow

@shane_movie Why did you rewatch these two bananas films?!

I'm not going to rewatch Fant4stic, which I do believe in my heart is one of the worst movies ever made. I was thinking today about utterly bananas it is that Josh Trank thought body horror was the right approach to take to the Fantastic Four. Why was he hired

@RTEgaa @FootballCliches adjudication on “cometh the moment” please. An elegant solution to the “cometh the hour” temporal restrictions

FT Division 1: Kerry 0-16 Mayo 0-15 “Cometh the moment, cometh the man” - it’s David Clifford who wins it at the death with a late score for the Kingdom. 📺 Live on RTÉ2/RTÉ Player 💻 rte.ie/sport/football…

@shane_movie Proposing to another former taskmaster contestant

@ShaneSweeeeeeee The blending of the shadows is the most impressive part of this

Hi all it's a thread of my favourite tiktoks

🐺 Competition Alert 🐺 We are hosting a preview of Martin Scorsese's KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON on Oct 10 and thanks to @ParamountIRL you and a friend could see the film before anyone else! Simply RT to be in with a chance.

@ShaneSweeeeeeee Wait is it the same jeans and jacket as well?

@ShaneSweeeeeeee Get a new pair of shoes

Finding myself on Google Street View was definitely my greatest personal accomplishment of the year