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a better job, better pay and a path to purpose!

There’s a culture in Kenya where people are expected to endure toxic workplaces simply because finding another job might be difficult.

Wait how did jobs work before email… like did you just get home from work and… work was over ?

Wadau, hakuna time. Our ancestors knew everything they needed to live well on this land. The seeds, herbs, the soil, the rains, the stars, the songs, the names. Colonialism was two grandmothers ago. What’s left is in the heads of old women in shags who will die in the next ten years. After them, there is nobody. Go home. Record everything. The knowledge is not gone. It is leaving.

coming to terms with the fact that I might be insane

We Meet there on Monday.

the media just keeps giving airtime to such airheads on important mstters like this

Weh @HEBabuOwino si you file that Impeachment motion against this Ruto guy and us we kanyanga here from the back. Ama nini tunangoja

SC Nelson Havi says President Ruto forming an Ebola Response Committee only after the U.S. committed KSh 1.7 billion funding is “an impeachable offence” and “treason against the People of Kenya.”

@Poison_king_1 @psmuthoni jidishi boiz. sijui nini imekuleta hapa, enda utweet kwa tl yako.

@davewithawave @psmuthoni Kukuelimisha tu uwache Ku comment upuzi Na hujaelewa facts

The Ministry reminds the public that Ebola Virus Disease is an illness transmitted through direct contact with infected persons, bodily fluids, contaminated surfaces, or infected animals. Common symptoms include sudden fever, weakness, muscle pain, headache, vomiting, diarrhoea, and unexplained bleeding.   Members of the public are advised to: • Maintain proper hand hygiene; • Avoid contact with suspected sick persons or bodily fluids; • Immediately report suspected cases to the nearest health facility; • Cooperate with public health authorities and surveillance teams.   So far we do not have any confirmed case in Kenya. Let’s remain calm

@Poison_king_1 @psmuthoni show me where I asked for your comments.

@davewithawave @psmuthoni PS Muthoni is right: smart cooperation strengthens Kenya’s preparedness

motherfuckers can’t even handle SHA think they can handle Ebola

Ruto was sent to kill,steal and destroy

she pisses me off so bad. gtfoh with your religious bs. you and your husband.

Fuck you and your performative prayers

interesting choice of words.

The entire government is somewhere eating sausages and bacon, attending a fake National Prayer breakfast at Safari park while a national disaster is happening at Utumishi Girls.

Mr Speaker Sir 🙋‍♀️, Since State House is a "protected area", I propose that the US-imported Ebola patients be quarantined there so they can also be prayed for by our national healer, the one who once turned dirty water into Dasani. That way, if anything goes wrong, the rest of the country will remain safe because the area is heavily protected. As many as are of that opinion say “Aye.”

Kasongo huwish kutukalia, afeel tuko under his mercies. So the only way anaweza tukalia is by letting Ebola in Kenya, ndio aweke curfew atuibie usiku na mchana. Such a greedy bastard.