David Ward

@blurofficial @Damonalbarn @DaveRowntree @alexjameshq @grahamcoxon @DriiftLive @EventimApollo One of the best gigs I've ever been to. Incredible stuff. Thanks!

'Barbaric' live. Enjoy the special evening of the band playing the new record live for the first and only time. The full concert performance is still available for the next couple of days. blur.lnk.to/barbariclive

@ScottPilgrimLtd Or Richard Fortus as he's otherwise known...

@johnredwood Knobhead

Great BBC Match of the day. All action. Good replays so you could see what happened and understand penalty calls. Pity they did not show more of the football and run each match a bit longer. Too much chat in the previous programmes.

@RishiSunak @England Are you serious?!

Hats off to Qatar for hosting an incredible World Cup so far. The group stages will be remembered as one of the all-time greats. Come on @England keep the dream alive 🦁🦁🦁 #FIFAWorldCup #ENGSEN

@SouthernRailUK You just cancelled my last train home. Dickheads.

📢 Rye Bonfire takes places this Saturday 12 November. For safety reasons, no trains will call at Rye after approx. 14:50 with the station re-opening again on Sunday morning. More info 👇 southernrailway.com/travel-informa…

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Doesn't matter now, eh Jakey! Lol.

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Silly little man

@JamesDuddridge You total idiot

@HeyBroadband This is simply not true. Our internet has been down almost all weekend and your customer services seem to have gone AWOL. Do yourselves a favour people and stay clear of these chancers.

It is no secret that #internet usage can be a frustration during peak times... With Hey!Broadband's full fibre services you can rest assure you will stay connected. With our biggest #sale, there's no better time than now to make the switch! #fullfibre #ukinternet #gigafast

@HeyBroadband Internet down on and off all weekend and NO customer service. Utterly useless.

Happy Friday! You are so close to finishing off the day with a bang! What show will you be watching to unwind this evening? #TGIF #FridayFeelings

@SMintram @HeyBroadband Yep, we're in Horsham. Same, problems all weekend. Will be shopping around tomorrow.

@HeyBroadband once again broadband is down in Horsham - maybe the 6th time this weekend? What's going on and when will it be fixed properly?

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@scuffer19_ian @even_thorizon @trussliz Thank god you're hear to put us all at ease 🙄

We are facing difficult economic times globally. We must put this country on a trajectory for long-term growth whilst maintaining fiscal discipline. Cutting taxes will boost investment, creating jobs and opportunities for all. That is what our Growth Plan will deliver.

@trussliz Oh yes, but what about my mortgage?

This government is taking action now to guarantee our long-term energy security and support people with their energy bills through this winter and the next 👇 helpforhouseholds.campaign.gov.uk

@Hanoverian181 @Jacob_Rees_Mogg I don't... kind regards, A. Person.

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Finally! This is what people want. Thank you!

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Erm yeah... going well that Brexit thingy, isn't it Jacob?!? Looking forward to working myself into an early grave. Ignorant, arrogant, self-obsessed waste of oxygen.

@NadineDorries Just been sick in my mouth 🤢🤮

Around 7.15am. Quick cuppa.

@MarinaPurkiss @BorisJohnson thanks, crisis solved.

Thank goodness he made it back from his holidays to deliver this gem…

@NadineDorries Been on the sauce again Nadine?

‘Soft power is hard power in a velvet glove.’ Putin and the divas: how the Kremlin waged a cultural offensive on the West thetimes.co.uk/article/6f8e37…

@MarinaPurkiss @NewStatesman 🤯

WOW Rishi Sunak saying the quiet bit out loud… Boasting of his plans to take money from “deprived urban areas” to help wealthy towns. Via @NewStatesman