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@AngelaBishop @JohnpaulGonzo So 8pm in Australia… Prime Time. I assume all commercial TV stations will have blanket coverage.

The State Funeral for the Queen will take place at Westminster Abbey at 1100am on Monday 19th September. #10NewsFirst

@izzywestbury The Queen didnt give a Corgi’s ass about cricket 😂

An Ollie Robinson five-for. It's what the Queen would have wanted. #ENGvSA

@veggleton At least we have one Queensland NRL team we can be proud of 👏💪

Okay, I can breathe again now. #NRLSharksCowboys

@FOXNRL No we’re not you knob. It’s extra time, not golden point.

@FOXNRL He’s deadset taking the piss 😂 They got all the 50-50 calls

Ricky Stuart said the Raiders 'didn't get any 50-50s' and were on the receiving end of some 'tough calls' 🗣 😳 Do you agree with him? 🤔 foxsports.com.au/nrl/nrl-premie…

@FOXNRL How the fuck does Munster get an 8? …He got run over for the Raiders first try. Also got beaten to a ball that he should’ve cleared and missed at least 2 simple conversion/penalty kicks. So, he is primarily responsible for leaking 16 points, in a game the Storm lost by 8.

Storm Player Ratings 👉 bit.ly/3L2JZp0

#NRLSharksCowboys Breaking : The Match Review Committee has just released updated guidelines advising that any high contact with Ronaldo Mulitalo’s head will not be penalised, saying that “he’s a lame cunt and nobody likes him”

🔈Australian sounds of summer 🔈

@10NewsFirst @10NewsFirstQLD “How to send a message to Queen Elizabeth II” Pretty sure she ain’t gonna respond.

Australians can now send a private message online to offer their condolences to the Royal Family, farewell Queen Elizabeth II and reflect on what the Monarch meant to them.

The old cliché that if Martians attacked, it would be the one thing that brings the whole world together. Now, I don’t think it would even bring Americans together. 🌎👽☠️

what the metaverse would look like in the real life

@lisvanH @InsidersABC @David_Speers @AlboMP @Birmo @latingle @mpbowers @ItaButtrose Thanks for the “heads up”. We were all eagerly awaiting to hear if you would be tuning in. Here’s a tip - maybe don’t spend every week telling us you won’t be tuning in, and just instead get on with your life. 🙂

@InsidersABC @David_Speers @AlboMP @Birmo @latingle @mpbowers @ItaButtrose mmm 🤔 thinking I’ll give this one a miss.

On Sunday we'll have a special edition of #Insiders from Parliament House following the death of the #Queen @David_Speers will interview @AlboMP, former PM John Howard, @Birmo and we'll have analysis from @latingle and Paul Kelly. @mpbowers talks pics with @ItaButtrose #auspol

@AmyRemeikis It’s going to be a tedious couple of weeks

Quick explainer on the protocols theguardian.com/australia-news…

@veggleton Nah… Even if he gets charged they’ll let him choose when to sit the games out, coz the NRL said they don’t want to ruin the finals for the fans. 🤯 Crazy precedent they have set

Taylan May might miss finals games anyway. #NRL

Word of the morning is ‘thole’ (14th century): tolerance and forbearance, as towards other people’s feelings and points of view.

@piersmorgan Yep 💯 Cancelling sporting events would just create a wave of negative sentiment towards the Queen’s memory.

Sporting events should go ahead. a) The Queen loved sport and b) It would be great to see/hear huge crowds singing the National Anthem in tribute to Her Majesty, as West Ham fans did so magnificently last night.

@latikambourke Sidenote - seems to be a very similar selection of chocolate bars to the ones back here in Oz.

Never seen this. Went to buy hard copy of the papers and none at any of my locals.

@cokeefe9 Well then she must have been very disappointed in the behaviour of members of her own family.

“I am the last bastion of standards," she once said. She was not boasting of better manners or finer etiquette than others. She was explaining her role and her life. It was her life and her work to be the best of Britain. This was the service she gave.” bbc.com/news/uk-597614…

@katinacurtis @smh @theage That seems like it would be really interesting for about the first 3 shots.

The gun salute at Parliament has begun. 96 cannon shots, at 10-second intervals - one for each year of the Queen’s life @smh @theage

@msmegwatson I agree with him… Bob Odenkirk or Jason Bateman would be much more deserving winners.

His thoughts on #Emmys2022 are particularly 👀👀

fair bit going on today.. but maybe you're also like to read my interview with Daddy Roy, Brian Cox! theage.com.au/culture/tv-and…