Private chef

@yabaleftonline Wssssss

Man compares the car he was using while he was with his ex vs. when they broke up.

@josh_uglyasf @aproko_doctor

The lost art of Shoe shining… would you pay $15 to get your shoes restored like this?

@MUTIU_BBTN10 @olasebotifeg I live in same compound as Ese Murphy back then(his first wife and kids resident;iya Samson) at oke ayo,iju. I didn’t say itele against those you mentioned is superior o bro,it’s against Austin Emmanuel cos I sabi Austin Emmanuel too wella for tokotaya,even before movies

@davezplace @olasebotifeg E ma calm down o Bad ass bitibawo Where una won put eba, austin olori odo, jomo fighter,warrior (late) even papa. Him nor fit stand those ones For ths same field wey we all gather dey

Jigan say Itele go beat Austine Emmanuel for boxing fight, so Itele na boxer like Ogogo before

@Chude_ND1 🥹 he’s sending chill down my spine cos I’m experiencing same thing. Tinubu worse pass spiritual problem

People are genuinely tired!

Treat with urgent: Obidients if you have registered for the ADC party, kindly go and deregister now. Repost aggressively ✅

@mrmacaroni @Yopstudios_ Happy birthday defender of the hopeless

33 Today. 😊

@General_Somto Rice infrastructure

First Lady, Oluremi Tinubu Donates 100 Trucks Of Rice For 19 Northern Muslims States👀:

@Zamaniii0 This is one of the things I can never do

Biggest cap 😂😂 Back in 2022, when I was in my second year at university, I had ₦2,700 with me and planned to manage it for three days. Later that evening, my girlfriend called and said she was broke and had nothing to eat, so I sent her the ₦2,700 I had. This girl still complained that the money wouldn’t even be enough for her meals that day 😂 Meanwhile, I was planning to survive on it for three days. I had to call home and tell them I was broke and needed money. My sister sent me ₦10,000 to manage for three days until they paid her salary. The moment the money entered my account, I removed ₦7,300 and sent it to my girlfriend, then kept ₦2,700 for myself. Mind you, if one of my guys had called me saying he was broke and needed help, I would’ve either sent him ₦1,000 out of the money or lied that I had no money on me, rather than do for him what I did for my girlfriend. Women really have it easier, walahi 😂😂

@ChuksEricE It’s so unfortunate she had to go through that emotionally traumatic event. Nigeria generally is not a safe place for any sane person because the insane ones are more in population;inclusive of security officers

"I really want to know who is in charge of all these children that stand on the roads in Lagos state, and are now becoming a menace, always entitled to people's money. I was coming from VI Lagos, and I wound down my car glass, suddenly one of those boys came to my side and tried to ask me for money. I told him I don't have, this boy put his hand inside my car and pressed my bre@st and ran away" -Lady voices out, as she recounts her experience

@AsakyGRN Tinubu made more promises

“If I’m elected to represent Apapa Federal Constituency, I will sponsor all children in Apapa to pursue their master’s degrees. If I enter the National Assembly in Abuja, any allocation meant for the constituency will be used strictly for its development and managed diligently.” — Candidate for the House of Representatives ahead of the 2027 elections says.

Carter won! W’s in the fucking chart!!!!!

@honest30bgfan_ Portable go kill this boy 😂 L I’m the fucking chart

Portable practicing few mins before he enters the stage with portable. Omo 😳

@Victorokeke_ @Ibrobaba_ You won’t be able to stand the ooze of men shit if it’s naija,especially the cities flooded with Agbero

See how floral Korean expressways look.😭😭😭

@afrisagacity Show of shame

This is the Chairman of Eleme LGA, in Rivers State, Obarilomate Alale Ollor. He’s a mere LGA Chairman but look at the number of PAs, Security Detail, and crowd he moves with. This is why Nigeria’s politics is the most expensive and the most unproductive in the world!✍️

@dammiedammie35 @LASGWorks is it a crime to record video on the pedestrian bridge?

Police go har@ss you, Road safety go har@ss you, NDLEA go har@ss you, these ones too go do their own for Lagos cos just take a look at this n0nsense man!! Break!ng someone’s phone because he’s recording himself ?? 💔💔

@ESPNAfrica Habeeb and delusional reasoning

Nigerian artist Portable wants AJ next 😅

@DAZNBoxing That’s my coach training carter efe,but this carter no fit beat portable with this way of throwing jab 😂

Who looks better Carter Efe or Portable? 😅 #EfePortable | May 1 | Live on DAZN

@instablog9ja Rice infrastructure

First Lady Oluremi Tinubu flags off distribution of 100 trucks of rice, N1.2bn palliatives to northern states and FCT