David Michael douglas

@amyalby2904 @cyp_toon Shocking

@cyp_toon Deans!

I tipped the taxi driver £6 for dropping my Granny off as I’d rang the office prior to ask them to help my Grandma with her bags Turns out he didn’t bother getting out the car

@TRobinsonNewEra 2 tier keir is a human rights lawyer as is greedy Blair they should be on the case

ADMIN POST. Huge update. Today we've spoken to Tommy and the latest information is as follows; He's currently safe in the segregated wing he served his last sentence in, however the Governor of Belmarsh high security prison has told him he must move "for monetary reasons" ASAP. Either into the main prison system, which comes at a huge security risk, as the prison is filled with the worst jihadis the country has. Or go "down the block", which is a small cell with no bed, tv or anything, which also leaves him at risk, psychologically and physically, as the block has inmate cleaners etc. The same prison is holding the Southport child killer, does this monster deserve better privileges than Tommy, who is in there for mere civil offences, not criminal?! He's also been told any visits he has, even with family, must be closed, ie behind a screen, treating him like Hannibal lector, for showing a film!

@VickyH003 Don't take any notice Good fans are great fans and don't call the team

I hate the part of the fan base that thinks you’re not a fan if you didn’t keep your season ticket during the MA era or have a ticket at all for that matter. Not all of us were lucky enough to be able to spare money for such privileges. So sorry my bad! #NUFC

@Michael61589452 @VickyH003 Brilliant hey man ho man🤣🤣🤣

@VickyH003 Best days were when season ticket holders were 'poshies', straight from the bars, pay at the turnstile, in the crush, pushing and shoving, ' Hey man Hoo man' you have never lived if you haven't experienced those days... HWTL

@Joey7Barton She speaks like computer generated

Thoughts? Women to man ratio? #UEFAEURO2024 #itv

@MatthewBailey25 Bloody hell mat look after yourself your right it's not worth it By the way as long as we do better than manure today🏁🏁🤣🤣🤣🤣say hello to your dad for me👍

@david_dougla Trying to be stress free Davy. 🤣 I had a TIA a month ago so I have to try 😒

The ref has saved #fury here! #usyk should have been allowed too carry on for the knockout or if the ref steps in, it's to stop the fight. Glad Usyk won that! #FuryUsyk #boxing

@D__Ashworth Yet a big outcry when st maximum was sold and uproar about it being fixed coz he plays for newcastle it's all bollix

@Joey7Barton She is terrible and she knows it that's why she's left

Cry me a fucking river… I was waiting for the victim card to be played. Eni, sorry luv, you’re dreadful as a pundit. Tone deaf, can’t count and most importantly you know next to nothing about men’s football. You should have ran off to a desert island after your ‘Arteta phoning Pep to put a bid’ in nonsense. Everyone is laughing at you. 👍 Not just me. 👑

@Jayb1970NUFC Mourinho s football is boring no better manager than Eddie however for us

If anyone on here thinks that Mourinho is the answer to replacing Eddie Howe, well you really are the thickest cunts on here! I suggest you stop sniffing your mammy’s durrty knickers, get off her laptop and stick to sucking on that wank sock you pathetic clueless balloons! #NUFC

@john_nufc42 Get steve bruce in please

This is another comedy gold this 🤣🤣🤣

@No9Legends @EvertonViews @WestHamPlace Shows we've got to him fully entitled to do it but bad move coz he's got to come to sjp🤣🤣🤣

@EvertonViews @WestHamPlace Inciting crowd, I’d say should be brought to answer as bringing game into disrepute, could cause crowd reaction. This is an English international & standards. Fine a months wage with 4 game ban

Jordan Pickford is quite a strange guy ain’t he?

@Joey7Barton I turn the sound off

Stand by everything I’ve said on Women commenting and co-comms on the Men’s football. Like me talking about Knitting or Netball. Way out of my comfort zone. Some of the Men are bad enough! We have gone too far. You cannot watch a game now without hearing the nonsense. Any man who says otherwise is an absolute fart parcel. 👍

@NewcastleFansTV Does everyone connected to arsenal bleat on and on it is embarrassing embarrassing

Blooooooody hell, they still going on about this?

@TFMick1892 More terrible times

The McGarry Years - aka as the lowest period in #NUFC history - a desperate period for the club

@busyafc @afcstuff Because its not out stop fukin bleeting on man

@afcstuff Someone tell me how this is in play?!!

VAR: “I don’t see a specific foul on Gabriel. I see two hands on his back but I don’t see anything of a push that warrants him flying forward like that.” 🤔

@lspark89 The blokes a tool

“Witness their rape” What an utter piece of shit. You lost a football match get over it! Grow up & stop making stupid, inflammatory comments for likes. 🤡🤬

@GoonerTaIk Arsenal won't either

I said it weeks ago and I’ll say it again; If you think Tottenham are title contenders you’re living in the clouds. They’ve rode their luck in every single game and finally the tide has turned against them. Next they face Man City, Villa, Newcastle and West Ham. More Ls incoming.

@GoonerTaIk Give it a rest man yer obsessed with newcastle 🤣🤣🤣🏁🏁🏁

Hate to be *that* guy but does anyone else find it strange that since the Premier League struck a big money deal for PGMOL refs to officiate Saudi League games, Saudi-owned Newcastle keep getting the prime time Saudi TV slot (5:30 Saturday) and keep getting favourable decisions?

@NUFC360 Your not representing your club very well

"It's embarrassing. It's a disgrace. That's what it is, a disgrace." Mikel Arteta is NOT happy with the decisions that led to the goal being given. #NUFC