Clemsy
197 posts

Clemsy
@david_klea
Let's talk Tech | Cyber security | Junior SOC Analyst
port Harcourt Katılım Şubat 2017
95 Takip Edilen33 Takipçiler

@kenkenlewu The man is stupid, the phones she uses spoiled by their children and you refuse to get her another one. But get angry when her x bought her one. If you don't take care of your wife when you have the capacity. You are telling hee to get everywhere ni oo
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My colleague is angry because his wife’s ex bought her an iPhone.
For 5 months, the woman didn’t have a phone.
Her husband refused to get her another one.
His reason?
He had already bought her two phones within one year, but their twin kids kept damaging them.
He said she’s too careless…
so he decided to punish her by not replacing it again.
The woman got tired and reached out to her ex.
She begged him for a phone… and he sent her one.
Now the husband is furious.
He’s not even angry about the phone…
he’s angry that she went back to her ex.
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@Ayoelesho Kidnapped and assaulted all for a mere misunderstanding oh
Kidnapped and assaulted yet the lady beside her surprisingly seemed too calm
Anything for clout sha.
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You're the first victim of kidnapping I've seen who recorded their kidnapper, left the kidnapper’s car without paying a ransom, without sustaining any injuries, and is now active on X.
Besides, your story doesn't even align with the videos you posted.
I’m sorry but I would like to hear from the driver before believing your story.
Jemima Adelekan@Lalapro_
I almost got kidnapped by an indriver today after I was assaulted, insulted. This is not just about “bad service” no one should get into a car and feel trapped , threatened and unsave . @inDrive please do better @inDrive
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@Mikeliberation @Dating_Diary2 No be outsmarting be that
Una fall en hands
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Back in university, my roommate once invited his girlfriend over.
Normally, whenever anyone brought their girlfriend, we would give them space.
But one day, one of my roommate—the one everyone saw as “too religious”—invited his girlfriend without informing us.
We just saw a tall, dark lady walk into the room with him.
They both sat on his bed. Clearly, he expected us to leave, but nobody moved.
Everyone just stayed, acting unconcerned.
He kept chatting with her for about an hour, and still, nobody left.
Eventually, he stood up, called one of our roommates outside, and told him to come and talk to us.
The guy came back in and started giving us signals to leave, but we ignored him.
After another 30 minutes, the guy became visibly restless.
The lady noticed something was off. She stood up, hissed, and walked out.
Immediately, we burst into laughter.
He looked at us with a frown, sighed deeply, and then ran after her.
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You’re very stup!d for bringing this to the timeline.
We met at a grocery store. I paid for your stuff that day, and you asked for my number. When we started talking, we followed each other on X too. Then I asked you out, but you refused and said you preferred to just be friends. I was cool with that.
But then you started becoming too demanding, and I wasn’t gaining anything. I told you you could ask me for anything, but you took it too seriously,you were always asking and asking.
Then I started disturbing you again to be my girlfriend, and you stopped talking to me. I later realized it was because of that. But because I always enjoyed talking to you, I sent that voice note suggesting we should just be friends so we could continue being friends since you don’t want a relationship.
But you came here to lie that I tried to use friendship to get into your pants. You didn’t show how you were asking me for money for dresses on several occasions, which I gave you,even though we’re not dating. I did all that for you.
I know this is engagement farming, but knowing we’re mutuals and that I would see it, you shouldn’t have done that. It’s a stain on me.


Fictional _Stephanie 🧜🏼♀️🧚🏼♀️🦄@Fictional_Steph
Ewedu guys and scopes 😭💔 this one thinks he can get me with friendship since his relationship scopes didn't work on me ,werey Sha wan off my pants .😩🤲🏼 Men are lairs 😑 .
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@Dontee_Dynamics @yabaleftonline Exactly different hustle, different struggles
He chooses his part so he shouldn't complain to anybody because the guy facing laptop screen for 12 hrs isn't complaining to him either.
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@yabaleftonline Different hustle different struggles, you can't tell him to go and shift, you choose what works for you, he knows what he meant when he said "honest living" he is not exaggerating, he knows how many of his colleagues doing dirty stuff to make it big... Abeg
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She said it's not like she held him at gunpoint to send her money lol
Sis them even send you 20 naira
Damn
Lola@thelola_01
I'm so ashamed of myself ngl😭 I didn't reply him since morning
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you wash dirty plates, dirty plants, dead animals in the kitchen sink but toothpaste is where you draw the line😂
Oluwatobiloba@Tobielobba
Brushing your teeth in the kitchen sink😭
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@correctpeace @AnnUdoh5 It's possible but still doesn't change the fact that she's married to another.
Whore at its peak
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@correctpeace @AnnUdoh5 He's not married but she is
And she's pregnant too
I know what you are 😂
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Just move down to Damaturu because this shame is too much 😢😢
He sent you a total of ₦300,450 and you only sent him ₦8,500.
In all the money he sent to you, he added POS fee for you.
You are a leech and he should cut you off ASAP because if he had been doing ajor with that money, he would have packed ₦300k plus now.
You are not a good person 😤
Lola@thelola_01
I'm so ashamed of myself ngl😭 I didn't reply him since morning
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