Dave Timson

@Deprivedkro #PrayForPhil

Not long back from edgbaston what a win for the bears #youbears. I wonder how Phil from the hollies is and did he have one more drink 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ITVNewsPolitics @RishiSunak @Debtmastersize5

'Are you looking forward to all the football?' @RishiSunak asks voters in Wales, before one person points out Wales didn't qualify for the euros

@Flynny_97 @valmanwaring @Harry_W25 I was having the same issue but got it sorted now. I updated to iOS 17, opened the email attachment and downloaded it again.

@valmanwaring @Harry_W25 Systems shocking mate

Anyone else getting that when trying to download a ticket?

@Flynny_97 I’m getting the same error message. Downloaded the lates iOS and removed my last ticket from Apple Wallet. Went on LFC live chat this morning which was useless. Just got told tickets for the Leicester game couldn’t be distributed even though it got sent to me.

@footballontnt @daykin90 👀

✅ Chipped by Jude Bellingham ✅ Conceded a bicycle kick goal to Joselu A Man Utd debut to forget for Andre Onana... 😬

@ThomasOliver27 He’s not human.

@david_timson Behave timmo 🤣🤣

Give Haaland whatever he wants and just keep him forever

@Carra23 @DomTREP @Debtmastersize5

@AdriSanMiguel @Debtmastersize5

Wallpaper for your 🤳

@BallTekkers @ChelseaFC @daykin90

OFFICIAL: João Félix’s goal against West Ham wins Chelsea February Goal of the Month. 🏆 It was in fact, their only goal of the month. 📽 @ChelseaFC

@Debtmastersize5 Thanks for the update Mickey. Have a great day.

Twitter is not the real world. Just in case you didn’t know.

@callumcasteln @daykin90

@andyjd23 @MCFCTone @David82035181 …

@DailyLoud @Debtmastersize5 this is mental

The Buffalo Bills came back from their game in Chicago to find their cars buried under snow 😳❄️ twitter.com/mymixtapez/sta…

@Ca7ety @daykin90 👀

if this was Trent... #ITAENG

@Debtmastersize5 Unbelievable achievement!!!

So, a really good day. The youngest of the sproglets has only graduated with first class honours in Chemistry!! Clearly doesn’t get her brains from her Dad. Super proud, never seen anyone, ever, work so hard for something. World’s your oyster kiddo.

@Debtmastersize5 @AldiUK Go on Mickey lad. You them who’s boss!!!

@AldiUK Do you want me to send you the wood louse in the post maybe? I really hate online non-ownership in the form of “send us a dm”. I will send you a dm, but I reserve the right to post both that and your reply to the greater Twitterati public. Get a bloody grip.

So, @AldiUK, today my daughter, a veggie, found a wood louse in her roasted salted nuts. I have to admit you have me speechless, and as someone who talks for a living that isn’t an easy task.Suggest you visit your suppliers. Preferably with mops, buckets, bleach and Rentokil.

@ManCityHelp @David82035181 just a small club with money.

SOUTHAMPTON v MAN CITY: On sale general sale! 🎟️ bit.ly/34riS6q #ManCityHelp

@AndyWindus Absolute legend!

@TheSlotta thank you for the ticket mate, really appreciate it!