David Banham

Dave's Constant: Your need for caffeine is inversely proportional to your ability to procure it.

@sciencevs Love you to bits, happily followed you from the ABC to Gimlet. Don’t think I can make the jump to Spotify, though 😔👋😢

@TrentDalton I would have read boy swallows universe about 12 months ago. I just happened to think about it today and welled up with tears. That’s some powerful shit, man.

@warkolm In the '94 fires we lost 225 homes. In the 2001 Christmas fires, 109. Tathra in 2018 was 65. The sum of all three of those, 399, is _still_ less than our current running total.

@tehpeh @tobyhede "kill dash nine" and "mc'derp"

@tobyhede It's silent. How do you pronounce any other flag? Like 'mkdir -p', or 'top -dus5'?

How do you say the '-' in 'kill -9'? Is it 'dash'?

Weather is super weird.

I done a blog about the incredible lightness of being cofounderless: blog.notbad.software/post/classes_o…

@mootpointer You can't buy a seat but you can buy a sense of obligation from about 25 of them.

I guess it’s good to know that you can’t buy a seat in the senate. It’s sad to know that one can hand another term to this rabble while trying.

I blogged a blog about how writing software for the Real World is important. blog.notbad.software/post/eye_to_sk…

@strawz Sorry, I only just noticed this notification. I think I'm bad at Twitter. I fixed this, though! Thanks for the heads up :) github.com/davidbanham/hu…

@GeoffreyHuntley Remember when you managed to sign up to this when it was still in beta? It has a proper onboarding experience now!

Hello! Today I am launching my ski club booking platform. Over the last two weeks it has handled the opening of winter bookings for my club without breaking a sweat. If you are part of a ski club, check it out! clubman.app

@davidbanham Auberginenverlegenheit

Is there a German word for "The anxiety felt when sending an emoji and wondering if it has a double meaning you're unaware of"?

People ask me why I don't use more Apple stuff despite their great stance on privacy and their outstanding hardware. It's because they still can't write decent software.

@rdrooney @jessfraz That's chili. I think you call it red pepper. But not red bell pepper, which is capsicum.

I want to have a vineyard with an irrigation license and an onsite winery. I will then make NON STOP jokes about turning water into wine.

@mootpointer I like my Oasis very much. I don't know that I like it much more than my old Paperwhite, though.

Buying myself a Kindle for Christmas. I loved my Voyage, but is the Oasis worth the 💰?

Setback in the outback signal.org/blog/setback-i… via @signalapp

@BhamSwifts No worries, thanks for getting back to me.

@BhamSwifts Hello! I got an email from someone at your org the other day saying they were getting spammed from my domain. I've checked my outbound email and I can't find anything wrong. Can you please forward me some of the emails so I can track it down and stop them?