David Confused

I don’t blame anyone for unfollowing me on here except for my friend Claire

Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!

girl who never figured it out

Hi CHICAGO- We have found a beautiful husky dog roaming the streets around the Barry and California area. We are keeping an eye on them and feeding granola bars. We are taking him to our place but please let us know if you are missing a friend! They are so sweet! PLEASE RT!!!

Those who get it, get it. Those who don’t, don’t.

Night cap ☺️

@bedwetter_123 Wait I am too

@molly_bedwetter Mmhm yes!

Might fuck around and out pizza the hut

I want you to close your eyes and try to imagine how thirsty I am

@HighKennon Uma Thurman took no prisoners

@davidconfused Honestly no better comic book movie.

Hi I’m Alicia Silverstone. You know, from Batman and Robin?

I keep worrying something I don’t see coming is coming

Understudy at Ford’s Theatre

@Axem_Zach Physical touch (but just the one time)

@davidconfused What’s his love language?

smash

@Sarah_McCall @molly_bedwetter

I’m so relieved when tv characters get new haircuts so I know a new season of the show has begun

@ShelbyWolstein What I responded to this with a picture of ranch dressing

urine therapy? baby, i just wanna make sure youre in therapy.