Katie

me pretending to listen during a zoom meeting when I actually stopped paying attention minute 3

@GrahamSig Bro, one of my all-time fav jokes. So amazing. And Franks delivery is priceless

Why would I celebrate America when Mamma Mia takes place in Greece

@schlosser I LOVE HIM

i physically cannot Be Real. i am always in a constant state of Being A Fake Bitch

me walking through all the goose poop to get to the lake in Chicago

I do not fear death. I looked something called a sheepadoodle straight in the eyes yesterday.

i think you should be able to yell “MOVE!!!” at kids on the sidewalk. just my two cents!!

Harry Styles could hit me with his car and I would say “round the block again cheerio”

@kylelove2tweet @crybabychrissie @crybabychrissie looks like no one was mad

@crybabychrissie no lies detected

The mean girl in high school to nurse pipeline has been disrupted by a new, more threatening variant… the mean girl in high school to beautiful Instagram life coach pipeline… those 5,000 word captions about radical femininity carry more danger than sexy scrub pics ever could…

@kylelove2tweet i love you but wtf does this mean

what I weave my patchwork with a thread 🧵

tweeting a lot today and you guys know what that means: i reintroduced small amounts of red meat and cold brew back into my diet

I love government offices because they’re open like Tuesday through Wednesday from 7 to 7:04am in the most inconvenient location and if you can’t make that work into your schedule you owe them 400 bucks

idk what you guys are talking about, i love it when the rich get richer

@alanfgiles He’s here and he ain’t leaving until he’s the number 1 guy in the group!!!

@hatiekeath Jax Taylor in the house!

reality show consumption and education is important and not pushed on the masses enough, as evidenced by the too many people that have otherwise adorable dogs named "Jax"

what will the biden administration do about buffalo exchange

The internet is incredible because people on here have opened my eyes to so many things I never even dreamed existed. Things that are honestly fucked up. You people are fucking crazy. I’ve lost sleep over some of you. What the hell is going on.

wishing a happy international women’s day, as I do every year, to every woman who has ever been on a bravo or early 2000’s VH1 reality show.