David Cornock

@wallaceme Neither. They're both stuck in a jam outside the Brynglas tunnels.

Help settle something for me: Two cars are travelling from London to Cardiff and back using the same route at the same time. The red car does the entire journey at 60mph. The blue car does the first leg to Cardiff at 50mph then speeds up and completes the return leg at 70mph. Which car arrives back in London first?

At Reform UK’s Scottish conference, we’re onto media questions. GB News up first - big cheers from the crowd. BBC second - booing, which Nigel Farage intervenes to stop. STV third - more booing.

50 years ago Harold Wilson suddenly resigned as Prime Minister. Here is a programme examining some of the theories behind that shock announcement with a host of fascinating current voices and archive. bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m0…

Magnificent! This will brighten your day, I promise

@GillibrandPeter @parkrunUK @RishiSunak While in No 10, he did manage to keep up with the hardest geezer..... youtube.com/watch?v=iQ4m8S…

@davidcornock @parkrunUK @RishiSunak Is there a correlation between office and slower parkrun times?

Would genuinely love to rank world leaders by how they perform over 5km

@HackBlackburn Parliament going full 🍀 today

Curious as to which Bible verse the Speaker is referring to?

🎧👇 26 minutes in 📻 No news yet on whether @CommonsSpeaker’s “bollocking” has led to relapse among @labourwhips after earlier miraculous recovery bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m0…

EXC: Newly unearthed audio shows Zack Polanski stood by his claim that hypnosis could enlarge a woman's breasts. Polanski has repeatedly said he was misrepresented and apologised on the BBC the day after the 2013 Sun article. But that's now in doubt👇 bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Is there no limit to their treachery

A member @UKHouseofLords strolling to work this morning.....

NEW: A bleak assessment of the state of public services in Wales ⬇️ "Overall, performance in both the health and education systems is substantially poorer than before the COVID-19 pandemic - and poorer than in England" @TheIFS (Institute for Fiscal Studies) highlights some alarming figures in this report, including: • School absences remain 50% higher than in 2019 • Average in-patient hospital stay around 40% longer in Wales than England • A&E waiting times have, if anything, worsened over last 2 years • Share of 16 & 17 year olds in full-time education in Wales has fallen from 78% in 2014 to 64% in 2024 Re education performance, the report's authors note: "Policymakers in Wales should do more to understand the reasons behind these trends and to address them. The cost to Wales of not doing so could be high" You can read it here 📄 ifs.org.uk/sites/default/…

UQ followed by another b*ll*cking from @CommonsSpeaker - no sign yet it'll be any more effective than the others.

As is now traditional, this UQ was immediately preceded by the b*ll*cking of a minister from the Speaker's chair for advance briefing outside the Commons.

@HackBlackburn According to the parliamentary website he's still an independent MP - Zarah Sultana only Your Party MP registered members.parliament.uk/parties/commons

Happy to be corrected on this, but I think this means that Corbyn is the first person to lead two different political parties in the House of Commons

Having one’s front door smashed in at 6.20am is not the best way to start any day - nor is the arrival of an eight-strong team from the counter-terrorism division of the Metropolitan Police as part of an investigation into spying for China✍️@ShiptonMartin wp.me/p8Mk4U-1gzN

@GillibrandPeter @BBCSteveR Some older ones do too!

Massive congrats to @BBCSteveR. A brilliant journalist covering Russia. A lot of younger journalists in the BBC really look up to him.

Top Welsh journalist's house raided in Chinese spying probe | Wales Online walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-new…

Husband of Labour MP and two other men bailed over alleged spying for China - via @NationCymru nation.cymru/news/husband-o…

@BESTappeal Looks great! 🏓👏

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