David

Indiana won the National Championship. Sam Darnold won the Super Bowl. Knicks are in the NBA Finals. Apply for your dream job. Buy your mom a house. Hit up your crush. 2026 is the year to just go for it all.

@AmethyxiaWitch @iloveluci_fer @nortonbreads @fwdaniels Sadly so many miserable people will never understand this

@iloveluci_fer @nortonbreads @fwdaniels Which is crazy coz theres a whole world out there to explore, people to meet, every form of art to create and experience like music festivals or painting something idfk, so much history to learn about and so much to discover, games/sports to play, hobbies to obssess over etc

$5b but you’ll die at 33. are you taking it?

@Raxor1Robin @worldranking_ Are you being sarcastic haha

@worldranking_ But he can't have used it during movie shoots as this would have slowed down his reaction time.

Even legends need a little green fuel. Bruce Lee knew the way😂

@Lancswaffen @ChampRDS @BrandRisk That was fkn hilarious omg 💀💀💀

@ChampRDS @BrandRisk "Calm down bro, we all know what you did to Jesus" Strickland is an absolute hero 😂 what a bloke

Sean Strickland and Arman Tsarukyan doing commentary over a dwarf MMA fight is too funny 😭 🗣️ Arman: "Is it legal to fight them?" 🗣️ Sean: "Can that guy even wipe his ass?" (via @BrandRisk)

@ChampRDS Man some people really can’t fight lmaoo

JOHNNY MANZIEL JUST FINISHED BOB MENERY IN ROUND 1 😭 #BrandRisk14

@LuchaConMacho @HawkEmDownChris 🫡🫡🫡

Age yourself by naming an MLB third baseman you grew up watching. I’ll start: Chipper Jones.

@HawkEmDownChris Alex Rodriguez

@HalosAnonymous @SamBlum3 Can he pitch ?

SAM BLUM IS HERE! @SamBlum3 #SellTheTeam

@swillysports No wonder why he either strikes out or sends it to the mountains

After Jorge Soler hits a home run, he stops using that bat & starts using a brand new one immediately #baseball

@mscommunicate_ @lynk0x You’ve been trading since 2017 and only have $12? 🫪🫪🫪

@lynk0x Literally me with my $12 portfolio (I can't withdraw it cause I have no funds to pay gas fees)

When you turn $50 into $56.87 in crypto:

@JaySick78 @NextNetworkJosh Hurts is goated iykyk

@NextNetworkJosh Jalen Hurts is only 27 and has done more than anyone on that list except Mahomes. (Who he outplayed in two Superbowls)

Mahomes will be 31 in September Josh Allen is 30 Joe Burrow will be 30 in December Lamar Jackson will be 30 in January Feels like yesterday they were "the future" and now they are all right smack in the middle of their careers

@shutupnaina Yes I am peak male body

nobody is more obsessed with gyms than these 5'7, 5'8 mfers

@HalosAnonymous Sell the team another terrible loss !!!!

Four Sections Wide. Arte Can’t Stop It if He Tried 💯 #SellTheTeam

@rubentothewild Weed is awesome just don’t spend to much and don’t get lazy 👍🫡🫡

picking up weed to celebrate my 7 days sober of weed

@BlakeHHarris It’s been lots of fun betting lately

Dodgers through 50 games: 2026: 31-19 2025: 31-19 2024: 33-17 2023: 31-19 2022: 33-17 2021: 31-19

@KingOfDaWest5 @sosupposably @californiapost That would actually be cool …

@sosupposably @californiapost They should just move to Portland already!

Angels could lose 'Los Angeles' in team name with new bill trib.al/vHaLPAs

@CodyCalebra @interesting_aIl Rip bro legend

@interesting_aIl just lost my 15yo dude due to kidney issues :( rip king leo, this breaks my heart

An injection that can double a cat’s lifespan to 30 years has been developed Clinical trials have begun, with regulatory approval projected in 2027

@hawtrick @utckey @not_urmummy @popup_tddy @fw_lennox1 How much is a good deal for an 8th out there bro ?

@davidgm24_ @utckey @not_urmummy @popup_tddy @fw_lennox1 This nigga capped out bro. Nobody paying no damn 65 here. Bruh flexing for the net

Stoners in USA is this right? 1 gram is a dub = $20.00 3.5 grams is an 8th = $45.00-$50.00 7 grams is a quarter = $100.00 14 grams is half an ounce = $200.00 28 grams is a full ounce = $250.00-$300.00

@utckey @not_urmummy @popup_tddy @fw_lennox1 Swag tbh make that money my boy 🤑

@davidgm24_ @not_urmummy @popup_tddy @fw_lennox1 Yup and people paying it

@NBA2KMovement Me

Who wants to play 2K , 8 hours a Day for 5K a Month 👀