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David Haviland

@davidhaviland

Publisher. Editor. Writer. Dancer.

Brighton, England Katılım Şubat 2009
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David Haviland@davidhaviland·
Just saw Barry Manilow was trending, and had an awful moment of panic. But there was nothing to worry about, he hasn't released a new song.
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There was a baby chimp born at The Sedgwick County Zoo, the baby had to be put on oxygen for a few days. This is a clip of it being reintroduced to its mother for the first time.
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‘Another world is not only possible, she is on her way. Maybe many of us won't be here to greet her, but on a quiet day, if I listen very carefully, I can hear her breathing.’Arundhati Roy @davidhaviland From July 7 @peepaltreepress Love the Dark Days amzn.eu/d/1ETM9f0
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David Haviland
David Haviland@davidhaviland·
There was an 18th century racehorse called Potoooooooo, with an interesting pronunciation...
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David Haviland
David Haviland@davidhaviland·
Today's a great day for finding out who thinks violence is fine.
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David Haviland@davidhaviland·
Oh great, it looks we went from everyone being experts on everyone being experts on epidemiology to suddenly everyone being experts on everyone being experts on foreign policy.
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David Haviland@davidhaviland·
Remember that crazy conspiracy theory about there being a high-society paedophile ring?
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David Haviland@davidhaviland·
That halftime show. Wow 🔥🔥🔥
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David Haviland@davidhaviland·
Tip for journalists: When you're about to interview a politician, prepare a list of a few times they've recently discussed hypothetical ideas. Then, when they try to deflect any question they don't fancy answering with, "We don't discuss hypotheticals," point out that they do.
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Robin Flavell@RobinFlavell·
No Gray today My hope has gone away The country stands forlorn We just want Boris gawn
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David Haviland
David Haviland@davidhaviland·
After uni, I spent a year as an 18-30 holiday rep in Ayia Napa. It was a good experience, but looking back, I wish I'd really let my hair down and joined the Conservative party.
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David Haviland@davidhaviland·
If you can remember 10 Downing Street, you weren't really there.
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David Haviland@davidhaviland·
The end result is that, absurdly, a knife-edge vote is considered irreversible, whereas a landslide would probably have been overturned by now. Merry Christmas!
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David Haviland@davidhaviland·
And that is unbearable, so instead they claim that they knew it would cause 'short-term' pain, that £350m was never going to happen, etc, and their position becomes completely entrenched.
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David Haviland@davidhaviland·
Obviously, everyone loves chatting about Brexit with their relatives at Christmas, so here's a cheery thought to take with you wherever you're heading this year...
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