David Perry

No pizza! Only Khlav Kalash! No bowl! Stick! Stick!

@erastourticks @bcplace No stage view is fine! We would love theseeee

@erastourticks @bcplace We would love these :)

@erastourticks @bcplace We would have so much funnn

@erastourticks @bcplace Just gonna reply on all of these :) help me won my relationship 🙏🏻😭

@erastourticks @bcplace Oh this would make my partners life!

@MattGertz What's your Venmo?

Remember, whatever happens tonight, do not congratulate me on my reelection to the House.

@NRA Jesus - even I KNOW he is unloading. And I have fired a gun ONCE in my life.

Tim Walz previously claimed he kept a shotgun in his car so he could hunt pheasants after football practice. This is Tim Walz attempting to load his shotgun this past weekend.⁩

Y'all understand if Trump wins, both Alito and Thomas retire w/in 6 months and he replaces them with two 40something justices who ensure a right wing majority until 2050, give or take. So, if you're 30 or over, that's your SCOTUS for the rest of your life.

@P_Kallioniemi @Rangeeni

If I could’ve done one thing different, it’d be this.

Holy cow. Mark Cuban, once again, just appeared on a podcast listened to by primarily men & set the record straight about how it was actually Donald Trump who causes the cost of gas to increase with facts & logic. Mark Cuban is so freaking good at this.

We don’t talk enough about the illegal immigrants who got here in the 1600s and almost immediately started human trafficking

JD Vance: Don’t interrupt me. You didn’t interrupt Harris and Waltz. Dana Bash: if Harris and Waltz were making baseless claims about people eating cats and dogs that had racist undertones then I would interrupt them as well! 👇👌

Chief Wiggum, Springfield PD, here… they’re doing WHAT?

Like it or not: Germany’s energy system is fully operational, with more than 50% renewables. And we are shutting down – not building – coal & nuclear plants. Coal will be off the grid by 2038 at the latest. PS: We also don’t eat cats and dogs. #Debate2024

Dear Trump supporters, this is what you are teaching your children to think is presidential. 😳

Donald Trump wants to give me $70,000. #Election2024 #KamalaHarris #DonaldTrump

Earlier this week, Michelle and I called our friend @KamalaHarris. We told her we think she’ll make a fantastic President of the United States, and that she has our full support. At this critical moment for our country, we’re going to do everything we can to make sure she wins in November. We hope you’ll join us.

Secretary Buttigieg was recently asked about Speaker Mike Johnson's horrible record on LGBTQ rights. His answer was absolutely perfect. This is why I want this man on the ticket. He knows how to build bridges and bring folks together.