David Keefner

@NotJosephGarcia yeah. what’s THEIR story?…

There needs to be a prequel to every single movie explaining how everything happened, why there is something rather than nothing.

@ChrisWardCA Yeah but I’m waiting to the last minute to see if anything crazy happens with this governor race.

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@Liam_The_Nerd laughing when no one else is just makes me laugh louder. the absurdity of it!

Great joke and i’ve never felt so weird for laughing when the rest of the audience was dead silent

@jowrotethis hollywood reporter uses a LLM to generate their photos to avoid licensing fees

What in the facetune.

@steve_shives Follow it up with not just one, but TWO Red Letter Media youtube reviews. I was never big into Trek in the 90s or 00s but I have now seen all the movies since Covid and TMP is by far and away my favorite one.

Watching Star Trek: The Motion Picture again for my next Trek, Actually video. Just about to start the movie, so if anyone needs me that's where I'll be for the next twenty years.

@Channel5iveNews Not the worst joke I’ve heard but the punchline felt very predictable. Also, why bring up Nancy Pelosi if she doesn’t do anything. Kid needed to workshop that joke for another week or so.

America before social collapse (2019)

I always feel a little embarrassed for when someone of relatively large status is promoting their own material. It’s not interesting unless others are talking about it. Beyond embarrassing when they purchase an ad.

@coolfunghost same same

I'm just so tired of feeling like nothing is ever going to happen or improve, like god damn can we at least burn something down to make a point

all these politicians tweeting, get off your phone and go DO SOMETHING you geriatric bitches

@AGoldmund I’ve felt this. Comes and goes. Stare at my steam library of 100s of games. Play something for 5 minutes and stop because it isn’t fun. But then something will click and I’ll do 50 hours of TotK or BG3 or FF7 or FO4 and everything feels good again. Eat right, sleep, workout etc

@russ_owl you’ve convinced me

@mikeryan It was worth $5 to read. I realize I haven’t actually watched this since theaters and I was remembering the movie between the title crawl and force pull-off and wow…it was just so bad. Mind boggling bad. Which is a weird feeling to have while wanting so hard to love it.

For today’s newsletter I, finally, over six years later, wrote about the very strange experience of attending the premiere and premiere party of THE RISE OF SKYWALKER (a bad movie) thehardpass.net/six-years-late…

@SnazzyLabs there’s no audible difference TECHNICALLY. but I will tell everyone I know how superior it is and how sound has never sounded better

Haven’t updated my HiFi gear since 2019 and am wildly excited for this Topping D900 I bought. China is pumping out some amazing stuff and I’ve never owned a discrete DAC before… excited to try 1-bit conversion over monolithic off-the-shelf DAC silicon even though I know there’s zero audible difference lol

@SnazzyLabs @SonnyDickson Is Sonny refusing to tell you?

SHE LIVES!!! @SonnyDickson found (I still have no idea how) a replacement board and now we have a perfectly functional treadmill back up and running. No landfill needed! Say no to e-waste.

@RealChrisCal my main takeaway from this is the constant reminder of how current trending tweets are filled with nonsense comments and how refreshing it is to read a thread of comments actually related to the post and not just rage baiting or whatever

April fools day means it's time for the story about me reacting so poorly to a prank that it changed the direction of a TV and had lasting, weird ripple effects for a few years in my life!

@vosdscott @DouthatNYT Ross interviews are so entertaining. He gets to talk to the crazies and applies the bare minimum of logic standards and every interview is like “I just…don’t understand” and then it ends lol

@DouthatNYT You were clearly exasperated. I keep hearing them say the objectives are crystal clear but I cannot see that.

This week's Interesting Times is a conversation with Mark Dubowitz about our strategy in the Iran War: youtube.com/watch?v=Ln5ujS…

@nitzukai I have a copy of Office 2010 that I was using for years. up until I need Visio for something and the 2010 software was 32-bit and Visio was 64-bit so they were incompatible. As soon as I dont need Visio I am going right back to my 32-bit licensed copy of Office ty!

decided to stop using modern Office and installed Office 2010 instead seeing these views make me so sad everything is so clean, compact, efficient

@remmettmaxwell @christapeterso yeah no i figured. just wanted to throw down that laundry list of extra jobs and responsibilities that makes sub life so abnoxious.

@davidkeefner @christapeterso oh don't misunderstand me, i was NOT saying "pffft that seems easy"! like you said, "six on, twelve off" almost never really means "twelve off" i was just curious how they split it up

In the 60s the navy decided that in a submarine days are 18 hours long for no particular reason, and sleep deprived their guys for half a century until deciding that days are in fact 24 hours, even underwater

@remmettmaxwell @christapeterso watches were 6 hours (8 now) but don’t forget to include mandatory training time, cleaning, casualty response training/drills/monitoring/debriefs, maintenance, and ceremonies. waiting in line to eat, eating, watch reliefs. laundry. working out. average actual sleep time 4 hrs

@christapeterso how long are watches on a submarine? 6 hrs? so one watch on, two off (i should hope)?

It’s 2026. I’m playing GTA V, a game that came out over 12 tears ago. There’s a yoga mini-game that I’m fairly certain is making fun of yoga, but honestly…just makes me want to take a yoga class.

@Gordo_FlyersRok @genxjenh the rumor (probably not true) was after George and Marcia got divorced in 83, George distanced himself from the og trilogy so Marcia wouldnt receive profits from divorce rights. The ultimate f you was creating the special editions so Marcia wouldnt see future gains.

@genxjenh 👍 Why are these so limited, and hard to get? I looked up a while ago, and apparently they never even went to bluray?!?! Is that right?

This #PhysicalMedia pickup feels like the holy grail of pickups for me. I have been searching for the original, unaltered #StarWars trilogy version, for years, and I finally have it.