Davidkfiction

If you’re inspired by Ukraine’s defense of its democracy, but wondering why Russia invaded in the first place, you should read my thriller, Tea in Crimea. It’s a story about love, family, adventure, history and humanity. a.co/d/gzEm5wx

@jusfunky These aren’t the tweets you’re looking for.

Hello Twitter Citizen. Passport please. What will you be posting today?

@LoganRyanSmith @thetimes That “good morning Donda” thing was beyond Midsommar.

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@echolsjay17 @gregpinelo You and most other Americans these days, right?

@davidkfiction @gregpinelo Telephone polls are notoriously inaccurate for this reason. I haven’t had a home phone in years and if I don’t recognize the # on my cell I ignore.

@tiacalenture @Ahbseen56

@davidkfiction @Ahbseen56 Bacon waffles would tempt me though...

Let’s be clear: Even the most together, strong-willed adult will be reduced to a simpering seven-year-old when life forces them to confront the true test of character that is a plate of chocolate chip pancakes.

@Ahbseen56 Haw!!!

You can't use “beefstew” as a password. It's not stroganoff.

@Ahbseen56 It’s becoming a platform for unpoliced disinfo and specifically 2020 election conspiracy theories.

@Ahbseen56 @NicoleSGrigg @guy_this1 @mcsoaz @abc15 @Garrett_Archer Totally agree. AZ is basically allowing this crazy crap by outlining law around it. Other states make this absolutely illegal and call it out as intimidation — which it clearly is.

BREAKING: @mcsoaz tells @abc15 they are looking into several individuals watching a voter drop box in Mesa, AZ. I’m told they have magazine clips, dressed in tactical gear, fully disguised. @Garrett_Archer Video:

@mn_seeley This is so impossibly cool. I want to fly to Canada and play all your crazy games.

This is so sick and twisted. I know the UN is monitoring it, but why isn’t the UN trying to stop it? nytimes.com/2022/10/22/wor…

@mn_seeley Oh hell yeah. Both docs are about absolute masters of their art operating out of weird little spaces. There’s something marvelous about that.

@mn_seeley Oh definitely. This one and “Jiro Dreams of Sushi” are two food docs that will change your life.

@echolsjay17 Holy crap Jay, you’re outta jail!

@echolsjay17 R ate blueberry pancakes the night I met her. 😊

@mn_seeley Here’s a pancake-related scene from my no. 1 favorite documentary of all time, “I Like Killing Flies”: youtu.be/CfxRrgvDIhU?t=… (It should go to 9 mins 16 secs)

Ladies and gentlemen, the Brawndo of water:

@NL_Mclaughlin Cool!

Tent's on the jeep. Now I really have to get book 3 off my plate, cause we're not going to be around much over the next month and a half.

@deankrosecz @AuthorTOBurnett NP — My dad used to wear a “I survived the blizzard of 77” tee shirt! 😂

@davidkfiction @AuthorTOBurnett Thank you, David.

@AuthorTOBurnett Haha! I grew up in Toledo and that lake effect made things positively awful in the blizzards of 77 and 78. So bad that nearly my entire family — both sides — moved to warmer states by 1979. (Well, that and the rust belt economy.) I have one cousin left in the buckeye state.