david mear

[screaming internally but with 4k graphics demonstrating the theorised event horizon of infinite despair]

I don't know about you but I'm finding it difficult to go through this all over again. I don't mean lockdown. I mean the futility & powerlessness of watching such catastrophic denial & incompetence. Last time, I raged. This time...well, what's point? I know. You know. We all know

BREAKING: Boris Johnson has asked former Mail editor Paul Dacre to run thr broadcasting watchdog Ofcom. Charles Moore is close to a done deal to be BBC chairman thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/a…

The Prime Minister calls it NHS Test and Trace, but it's more like Serco Test and Trace. Today I called on Boris Johnson to bring Test and Trace into public hands.

Join my new political party, The Revenge. Our manifesto is [screaming blood], [crows block out the sun], UBI, [white hot metal spheres replace eyeballs], aggressive public sector investment, a four day week, and [four mile long obsidian dagger impacts Palace of Westminster].

This is all such an awful fudge by people who are so out of their depth but utterly convinced they are not. I know it would be comforting to think that our COVID response is being screwed by corruption or ideology, but it's not. This is national death by Dunning Kruger.

I KNEW it. Orange rind, pork rind, the clues were there all along.

@ZehanWang Hell yeah

First attempt at spring onion pancakes... One to add to my future food blog?

Forgot to take my phone to the loo so now I know this Pantene bottle has 31 P’s on it including the little embossed HDPE mark.

Took me twenty minutes to change a single number and add a backslash to a website file because of a cavalcade of things hanging, updating, crashing, and me accidentally hitting the wrong keyboard shortcut in an unfamiliar text editor. I am so good at computer.

I really thought this was going to be a game featuring Murray The Demonic Talking Skull. youtube.com/watch?v=78G4mO…

@JoeTheDough Is that to the tune of Yellow Submarine?

It is Wednesday my du- *clock ticks over* OH CRIPES

@MPIainDS You are such an unfilled donut.

I don't see the point in people producing "doomsday scenarios". You could produce a scenario where everything is wonderful and nothing goes wrong at all and that would be equally as bad. The answer is we're leaving. We're sovereign. #Brexit

@SupergiantGames How many possible different builds are there in Transistor?

@JoeTheDough Instrag’arm.

Ooh, a low key panic attack all day long? I’ll take one! Wait no, shit, aaaa

@garius 👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁

God I hope not.

Oh Christ. Matt Hancock has now given Dido Harding £10bn of our money to play with... ...because she has a whole *3 years* of experience in health. 🤦🏻‍♂️