David Pomerantz

@RpsAgainstTrump Paula's check just cleared.

Trump’s spiritual adviser Paula White compares him to Jesus: “You were betrayed and arrested and falsely accused. It's a familiar pattern that our Lord and Savior showed us…Because of his resurrection, you rose up.”

@agmacor Of course Hitch got around that in Notorious.

Censor Joe Breen sent an 8-page memo in April ‘46 to #SamuelGoldwyn re: #TheBestYearsOfOurLives, warning to take “the greatest possible care in the shooting of all scenes of kissing. These should not be prolonged, or lustful...NO OPEN-MOUTHED KISSING.” #TCMParty #censorship

@Trader8000 @Lancegooden Now explain that to the MAGA intellects on Twitter.

You really can not be that stupid can you? FDR did not use “private fund” to build the indoor pool , it was from public campaign including donations from school kids with total of $12000 and every dollar was accounted for, for an inconspicuous indoor pool that did not affect the appearance nor the design of the White House. That’s a lot different from a couple of your rich buddies giving you a couple of hundred million dollars with zero oversight and tear down half of the most significant historical building of America. And no, Obama did not build a basketball court, he added a basketball hoop to the existing tennis court. I’m sure no one would raise a fuss if Trump puts a miniature golf court on some lawns in the WH.

President FDR built an indoor swimming pool with private funds. President Obama built a basketball court with private funds. Yet a single judge can block President Trump from building a PRIVATELY FUNDED ballroom that would benefit generations to come.

@Lina_rays1ya 0% or less.

Simple poll. Please be honest! As of today, how much do you still trust this team? A. 100% B. 75% C. 50% D. 25% E. 0%

@Geniustechw The Dance of Death by Strindberg

What’s a good name for the little dance that Trump does?

Breaking: Bryon Noem calls in his crisis management team for damage control, or for help in creating a new Amazon series, "Bimbofication." #bryonnoem #kristinoem #trump #homelandsecurity #cnn #foxnews

@TiffanyATrump @EricTrump Books so far: The Carpetbaggers, The Love Machine, Hollywood Wives.

We are all incredibly excited to share the plans for our father’s Presidential Library! Great job, @EricTrump this will be iconic ❤️

@Zarafovano @adrianmassanet The Kill Bill movies are tedious, derivative, self-indulgent and uninspired.

@adrianmassanet Las tiene peores, Once upon a time in Hollywood por ejemplo. Sólo la salva el carisma de Brad Pitt. Y Death Proof, la idea es buena pero bastante mal ejecutada y pésimamente actuada.

Digamos las cosas como son Es HORROROSA Absurda Fea Boba Filmada en 70 mm para interiores… Hablan y hablan estupideces Es un cluedo a ver quién es el asesino (Y mal hecho) Wéstern el q tengo aquí colgado… Solo una fabulosa Jason Leigh salva este circo infame

@donwinslow Maybe they were having an off-day.

Honestly, I cannot believe 77 million Americans voted for this absolute fucking clown.

@brucefenton You got what you paid for, sweetie.

Yes I’m a Republican and really did donate $60k to Trump. We supporters didn’t flip on Trump - he betrayed us and everything he said he stood for. I never supported the Lindsay Graham wing of the Republican Party - I’m on the Massie / Liberty side so only supported Trump after the nomination — he’s been a complete disaster.

While asking a court to reduce her jail sentence for massive fraud, Elizabeth Holmes just identified herself as "Pam Bondi, Your Honor"

@MysterySolvents The Carpetbaggers, The Love Machine, Hollywood Wives.

Which books will be in Trump’s presidential library?

@ScottMcConnell9 You got what you paid for.

So so ashamed and embarrassed to have voted three times for this person.

@EricSpracklen Hilarious and quite sad. Great parody account.

Huge win for MAGA today. I know my life is better because of this.

@Werbil195791 @yesnicksearcy Dave had a 30-year run on two networks. Now post your c.v. of accomplishments, asshat.

@yesnicksearcy The guy had one joke, something about a breath mint. That's all I know about him except he sexually harassed women.

If we had a better dictatorship, David Letterman’s stupidity would be illegal.

@RealJessica What an idiotic thing to post. Of the two, Trump is the fascistic, tinpot wannabe dictator who was a NY punchline until Mark Burnett extricated him from the ooze of multiple bankruptcies and eroding credit.

Truth.

@PaulRudnickNY That looks like a terrible remake of The Defiant Ones.

Trump's now claiming he got "the gay vote" in 2024, which isn't true (86% of LGBTQ voters chose Kamala.) Lindsey Graham and Tim Scott gossiping about the upcoming Baywatch reboot doesn't count as the gay vote

@Mofoman360 @RealJamesWoods He's not even effective on Twitter.

Do you think James Woods would be a great governor of California @RealJamesWoods

Defending Your Life was released 35 years ago today!! I think I've conquered at least half of my fears.