Carl Davidson

@fesshole Calm down Brian Potter

As someone in a wheelchair who can sing, I often do "I'm Still Standing","Stand By Me" or "I Stand By You" just to amuse people, make them uncomfortable, see if they say anything

@Onefanlaughing @RealTimBooth Same reason they have 2 drummers now , they are James , they do what they want and that’s what makes them the best band in the world 🌍

@Onefanlaughing @RealTimBooth Wait till he sees the Sometimes TOTP footage 😂

@RealTimBooth Why did you have 3 guitars when during Adrian and Mike Kulas era?

@aufwiedpet @sundayforsammy Spurs -ya can tell

Best Caption Wins! 🎬 We’ve teamed up with our Sunday for Sammy family to give away a 40th Anniversary Live DVD signed by Chris Fairbank (Moxey), Julia Tobin (Brenda) and Tim Healy (Dennis)! How to enter: ✅ Comment your funniest or most creative caption ✅ Like this post ✅ Share for an extra chance to win 🏆 One winner will be chosen at random on Friday 22 May 2026. Good luck! 👇

@fesshole Ok Jack reacher

I do clothes shopping once a year, online, one hit. takes me 10 minutes tops. 1 pair of jeans, pair of cons, 10 white t shirts, 10 pairs of socks and 10 pants. Done this for years, always dress the same.

@RealTimBooth That’s amazing, I’ve always felt I was a Roman soldier in a former life , would love to look into it more

Rafael Casarrubias Garcia and Sandra Prates asked about death, and how that figures in Tim's creative process... Get the audiobook: linktr.ee/realtimbooth #timbooth #audiobook #author

@FabrizioRomano That’s bad

🚨 Michael Jackson will be Burnley’s interim manager until the end of the season, club statement confirms. Follows Scott Parker leaving with immediate effect.

@RealTimBooth @147craigcc Tim , did your father used to wear glasses ?

@147craigcc Specsavers

Crystal Collins asked "First, as someone who is 1,525 days sober I want to say thank you for writing a piece that reminds me why I’m sober. To that point how on earth did you describe so accurately Seth’s dealer’s home? It took me back to a place I didn’t think I’d revisit again." Get the audiobook: linktr.ee/realtimbooth #timbooth #author #whenidiedforthefirsttime

@MikeBales If I hadn’t seen such riches I could live with being poor

Hello darkness, my old friend…

@RealTimBooth Someone gonna ask the question so it might as well be me, why is new song called Nantucket ?

@anon_opin @FrancisChipp 😜

Knee slide celebrations in football should be a red card offence.

@RealTimBooth @wearejames I don’t know how you keep doing it, gig number 50 for me and you sound as fresh as the first time I saw you, never give up please, this world needs as much love, hope and peace as possible at the minute, yousm are a bright light in a dark time

@MrJamesMay @FrankBr05713205 Ffs

@FrankBr05713205 It’s a ‘tape measure’ - sort of like a rule, but it coils up on itself for easy pocket storage.

Who knows what this tool is and what is used for? Should be an easy one for you engine guys

@RealTimBooth @wearejames happy birthday to this beauty, my favourite album, hoping to hear something from this in Newcastle

@RealTimBooth @wearejames 1 spare standing ticket for Newcastle on Friday night available, grab it while you can

@fesshole Best fesshole ever 😂

As a pre-teen in the eighties I would go in the bath and my younger sisters would gather round chanting "bring out the Branston" from the popular advert. I would then proceed to squeeze out a teeny tiny poo to much applause. What can I say, the black & white TV was on the blink.

@Shezza5757 Where’s your mother ? Ran off with a black man 😂

"Put big light on" What's your's ???

@SkyBet Nikos Dabizas

Challenge time: Name a random footballer NO ONE ELSE will think of…

@MagpieMediaX @MENSports What , when they are playing in the championship? 😂

🚨 - BREAKING - Manchester City are willing to offer players plus cash for #NUFC defender Tino Livramento this summer, according to @MENSports 💣 Newcastle are most interested in James Trafford and Juma Bah - two players they have previously tried to sign. 👀 I’d take both! 🙌🏽

@CharIieBennett Thought this was @FrancisChipp for a minute there 😂