d

@northernassist @alexhornbyrail I don’t know what a “tea, of staff” is but I fail to see how causing a bottleneck while multiple people scream at me improves the service

Hi there, Thanks for your patience and understanding. Occasionally, we open a single gate with a tea, of staff checking tickets to ensure everyone is travelling with the correct fare, this usually happens about once a year. We know it can slow things down, but it helps us maintain fare compliance and improve service for all.

A top performer in terms of growth in customer numbers: This month we have attracted 99.9% of customer journeys vs 2019 (MMA 100.1%), leading the sector in terms of recovery, post-pandemic. Another great endorsement, all whilst we continue our work to improve customer confidence.

@CuriosityonX Thats Justin Timberlake

🚨: This is the surface of the Sun, the most detailed image ever taken.

everyone wants 2016 back but no one dares to be the first one to dab

@WelshTwink123 Girl fuck u 😭😭💀

@davyboytellem This is your first ever funny tweet

the only flag i salute

"counting or not counting drunk cigarettes?" i say moments before i die from lung cancer

you know it’s the free from aisle when all the packaging is horribly designed

The first 3 mins of this look better than anything in the past 2 years of Doctor Who #TheWarBetweenTheLandandtheSea

:/

@TaxiCabLondonG Don’t threaten me with a good time sweetheart

@davyboytellem I'll jam that right where the sun don't shine

Spraying one out to a real one. Rest easy.

ELEVEN MINUTES?? girl that’s 4 stops on the Northern line

hall of fame mother text

X Factor’s Katie Waissel just asked a question on #BBCQT???

Someone is moving into my building & has used this chair to wedge the door open??? I must befriend/drink pornstar martinis with them.

Pickford is so relatable because I too am furious whenever I am expected to do my job #ENGSLO

@MaxKav10 Is this why you’re taking so long

In love with the server at Nell’s, it’s over for me I fear