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@TheInsiderPaper Fake news bro

JUST IN - Iran's embassy: "The preconditions have been accepted"

@BBCWorld This is epic trolling

Chimpanzees in Uganda locked in vicious 'civil war', say researchers bbc.in/4clBYtC

@unusual_whales We would really appreciate it if they never opened it. It's better like this for the climate.

Kevin Hassett: Strait of Hormuz can be opened within two months

@unusual_whales You can order an oil tanker on Amazon

Only 1 oil tanker has passed through the Strait of Hormuz today, per CNN

@TradingThomas3 bro source?

Negative Iran news drops market 15 points Postitive Iran news we rip 50 points 🤔🤔🤔

@bluesky is it true that Bluesky is headquartered in North Korea?

More and more organizations, publishers, and creators are abandoning legacy platforms that throttle their reach. Bluesky gives them a direct line to their audiences, without suppression or gatekeeping x.com/EFF/status/204…

@unusual_whales Why isn't CNN reporting on this?

"A rare and deadly “civil war” has broken out between two factions of chimps in Africa," per WSJ

@KobeissiLetter That's because there is nothing to do in Michigan

BREAKING: The UMich Consumer Sentiment index officials falls to a record low of 47.6 for the month of April amid the Iran War. Not even March 2020 or 2008 saw consumer sentiment levels remotely near as low as they are right now.

@TradingThomas3 You think he's going to Islamabad as an undercover agent?

@TicTocTick A small McDonalds was opened

What really happened that night in Isfahan?

@DeItaone bro cool it

AIR RAID SIRENS SOUND IN TEL AVIV - REUTERS WITNESS

@stelzner_n1150 bro source?

Here’s what’s going to happen. Saturday: There will be a “Peace Agreement” Sunday: The pre-market will rip higher, and oil will plummet. Monday: One of the Middle-Eastern countries will violate the “Peace Agreement” Tuesday: Market will plummet and Oil will go up again. Lather, rinse, repeat.

What's the next big narrative in crypto?

@DeItaone The Supreme Sandwich is back

IRAN SUPREME LEADER TO ISSUE KEY MESSAGE SOON Iran’s Supreme Leader announced that a message addressing the war and marking 40 days since the death of a senior revolutionary figure will be released within hours.

@DeItaone I don't wanna hear anything about the Hormuz anymore, just stop it

ONE OIL PRODUCTS TANKER SAILED THROUGH HORMUZ IN PAST 24 HOURS – SHIPPING DATA

@unusual_whales Directly into your Hormuz

JUST IN: Strait of Hormuz still blocked, per WSJ

@DeItaone LOL

HASSETT: WE'RE WORKING WITH IRAN ON WHAT COULD BE GREAT DEAL

@sidprabhu Directly into your Hormuz

Nothing is more bullish than the war not ending because it means we can get another ceasefire pump.

@phantom @WatcherGuru

@WatcherGuru is this the start of a bull run

JUST IN: Canary files S-1 for $PEPE ETF.

@IvanOnTech Some people are using it as toilet paper

$AVAX wasn't a meme coin. It was considered a blue chip. Great technology. Strong fundamentals. A serious team. Down 94%. From nearly $150 in 2021 to under $9 today. And it never came close to that 2021 high throughout the last bull market. Diamond hands didn't save anyone. "Blue chip" doesn't save you. Fundamentals don't save you. Only Mechanical Rules save you by giving you a clear exit plan....