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@sammychrise This also repeats himself with conquest is about to squeeze Oliver’s head like red rush as oliver punches conquest in the chest.

Looks like Omni-man changed his parenting approach. 🤔

@Moonlight_myths You don’t realize the betrayal you’ve committed. Mom or not. He won’t let this go.

My son has been dating a really nice woman for about six months, and they recently had one of those "how many people have you been with" conversations. She was honest and told him 13. My son completely lost his mind. He called that girl every disrespectful name you can think of until she was in tears. That's when I stepped in. I said, "Shan... you are not about to sit here and cry over a man who's been with 97 women and one man." Baby. Her eyes went wide. Her mouth dropped open..

@FWPlayboy I’d you got the real playerism: Tues - wed

BASIC TRAINING: You will get more pussy if you substitute going out Thursday nights for Friday nights.

@alt_w_v_g They’ll forgive you for being strong, but they’ll never forgive you for being weak.

My wife has scheduled a couples therapy session for Friday She said it's "non-negotiable" I said "everything is negotiable" I told her Friday is packed and asked if we could push it She looked at the ceiling Why does she keep doing that Then she handed me a list Printed Single spaced Two pages I said "what is this" She said "everything you've done in the last month that we need to discuss with the therapist" I stopped at line twenty-three Not because I was ashamed Because the formatting was inconsistent Some lines had periods Some didn't I made a note I said "can I bring my analyst" She said "only if I can bring mine" I don't know what that means But her tone suggested I shouldn't ask I brought the list to the office this morning Handed it to my analyst He got two lines in and said the formatting is off I have trained him well He said "I blocked two hours Friday boss man" The session is one He said "you'll need the second for the debrief" Then he asked if I wanted him to take my cargo shorts to the dry cleaners before Friday I said no I have seven identical pairs He said "I know. I ordered them." Open to suggestions on key talking points and leverage Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

@aruvinchan That claw action is vicious

Jaxson Dart is an NFL quarterback. This is him and his girlfriend. Can anyone tell me what's wrong with this picture? 🙂

@Dearme2_ I found letters, well wishes, messages of thanks and gratitude and made a whole collage of it on a wall. Every time I looked up I’d see it. Immediately started feeling better

During your darkest period, what was the best thing you ever did for your mental health?

@MurrayHillGuy1 My gf in my late 20s claims to have came over to break up. I opened the door and told her to prove it. I got a coy smile in return and slowly closed the door. The answer is yes.

My female friend tried to break up with her boyfriend yesterday and the dude responded “ok see you when you get home later” And now they’re back together, and weirdly she’s more into him Is this a chad move?

@datingbyblaine Lol why is giving the man she’s doesn’t like a free meal a power move and giving the man she doesn’t like not a power move? Y’all always snitch on yourselves.

I have a gorgeous single girlfriend in NYC who will “go to the bathroom” and pay the check herself mid-date if she’s not feeling a guy. This is the ultimate power move. Imagine the look on his face when the waiter says, “The lady has taken care of the bill...” 💀

Not gunna lie. People been saying for a long time Bam Adebayo plays way below his level…

@aruvinchan Handsome, gorgeous, and beautiful and always met with extreme eye contact. Iykyk

Which would you rather be called by women?

@EdLatimore Even when you see the receipts, it’s worse than advertised

Couldn't pay me to be single again. Elder milenials who are coupled, we really did catch the last chopper out of Nam.

@therealjayber The issue that guys don’t solve is that there’s one “certain” escalations left after a kiss and most don’t have the balls to try to pull em off in public.

I would say I agree with her, in that you should kiss the girl. But I've always gotten better results ramping up kino (except kissing her) and then asking her to go back to my place. Kissing her outdoors is pointless and only gives her free validation.

@AnimeDailyPost Sublet all might egg with the super speed pose

Todo’s Black Flash

@eeldenden Haha they’re about to find out how much it free healthcare and college really costs when you have to field your own military.

If the US annexes Greenland we must confiscate all US bases in Europe, says Austria's NATO enlargement committee chairman Fehlinger. "If you take Greenland, you have to leave".

@MurrayHillGuy1 Tonight. Must be executed with perfect body language, frame control, and facial expression

Chat debate: What’s the right answer when a girl asks you “When’s the last time you’ve had sex?”

@piotr_zawadzki @HeartMacLeod @alpharivelino Haha sounds super soft. This is why I said you’re the one in the ecosystem telling them to be themselves and then they go red pill because you’re “not themselves” is actually how they were taught to treat women. Bad advice. Californiacation is the right answer buddy

@daxhill @HeartMacLeod @alpharivelino Let me recommend you a great movie so you perhaps understand what a true present and enjoyable interaction with a woman looks like. It's three parts with Ethan Hawke "Before Sunrise", "Before Sunset" and "Before Midnight. But the first one shows it the best. Enjoy

First date with a Moroccan girl this past Saturday. Met her at the mall the Friday prior. She was my 1/1 that day. Great vibe. On Instagram, showed I was willing to walk away due to her non-responsiveness to my invitation. She was warm and nice from the start of the date 🧵

@piotr_zawadzki @HeartMacLeod @alpharivelino Terrible analogy. You could screw it in, and when it’s discovered it’s creeky, falls apart has gaps, and you are able to recall the moves you made that caused that, you were present: If like you said, you memorize complete, and can’t answer why mistakes or success later…well…

@daxhill @HeartMacLeod @alpharivelino When I was screwing a cupboard from Ikea I planned every move with my screwdriver before it happened. I could also recall it 2 days later. Does it mean I was present? No. It means I memorised the plan, thus I remembered it.

@piotr_zawadzki @HeartMacLeod @alpharivelino I know what he said and I agree with the assessment. YOU SAID HE WASNT PRESENT. I refuted this statement you made because his recall indicates he was paying very close attention. On the point at hand, being present, you are wrong.

@daxhill @HeartMacLeod @alpharivelino He clearly said that he went on a date following some other dude's dating strategy and even planning not to kiss a woman because the other dude said so. Imagine: Woman want to kiss, he reaches into his pocket to check out his notes that says "Sensei says no kiss" , he refuses 😂

@piotr_zawadzki @HeartMacLeod @alpharivelino Lol DUDE! So once they learn the blue pill be nice, go the extra mile shit doesn’t work as a part of who they are they do what exactly???? Oh they learn lol. How are you not seeing the next logical step in your own points you’re making? Second order thinking….

@daxhill @HeartMacLeod @alpharivelino Guys get into redpill because they were never themselves, they kissed women's ass and when it backfired, they started blaiming, hating women, never seeing that their inability to set boundries was the problem in the first place. They jump from one extreme into another extreme.

@piotr_zawadzki @HeartMacLeod @alpharivelino …. Some people have to learn this. As men, we also have people we admire and strive to be emulate and be like. He will eventually learn to stop thinking through steps and it will become a natural extension of him… like studying at university…

@daxhill @HeartMacLeod @alpharivelino Problem is most guys are not themselves with women. They think kissing their ass is being themselves. When you behave around attractive women the same like you behave around your buddies and have no change in energy and physiology then you are yourself and they respond.