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Throwback to when Mo Salah beat up a young Everton fan and forced him to wear a Liverpool shirt.

“Are you free after work?” me after work :

When you 2 strokes away from NUTTIN and she YELL "DONT STOP"

Me in the Strait of Hormuz fighting on China’s side because I accepted Temu’s terms and conditions without reading them

2021 - Wijnaldum 2022 - Mane, Origi 2023 - Fabinho, Hendo, Firmino, Milner, Ox 2024 - Klopp, Matip, Thiago 2025 - Trent, Diaz, Nunez, Kelleher 2026 - Salah, Robertson It’s really the end of an era. 💔

my mom was really serving us home cooked meals every single day…… younger me didn’t realize how much work and how much of a blessing that is

“why didn’t you buy bitcoin in 2012” me in 2012:

When you take a nap so good you thought you missed the school bus but its Sunday and you're 41

Ngl juice actually tastes better when you just stand there and drink it with the fridge door open.

Adulting is so strange. You can avoid spending money for a week and end up spending all the money you saved that week in one day.

R.I.P to our friends who passed away at a young age we ain't forget bout y'all

Wife: "Why is the wedding bill so high?" My entrance:

Me trying to unstick my balls mid-walk on a hot summer’s day 😭

Racist people, when they have to sleep and all they see is black.

Me: “cums in the ocean” 20 years later in front of my door

@SkyBet temuri ketsbaia

Challenge time: Name a random footballer NO ONE ELSE will think of…

😭🫂🚨 Usyk stepping in to guide Anthony Joshua through training… after everything he’s lost, this is so dope. AJ lost his coach, his brothers in camp… and now the one who beat him is helping rebuild him 😩 That kind of respect & love is why boxing will always be special

realizing how much money I would’ve saved if I wasnt a fucking idiot

No accounts. No logins. No patches. No DLC roadmap. Just the game. We didn’t realise how good we had it.