Victor Mature

@MilitaryBanter Fucking hell

evening mate, you still outing shit cookhouses and the joke they knock out for food? Gen we had what can only be described as meat water and a potato given to us for container meal today in longmoor, worst ive seen in the 12years ive been in. Can provide pics if needed.

@justdave89now Imagine wanting to make our already shit society worse.

The amount of comments saying yes…. Forgetting that in America school kids get shot… and have practice drills for shooters… ffs

Did you really say this @Nigel_Farage ?? Is this something reform want to do??

@concretemilk I think he doesn't care what we think he was doing. For an intelligent man, you'd think he'd realise what this might be misconstrued as. It's almost like he did it deliberately. For clarity, I can't stand the man. Went right off him when he called that rescue guy a pedo.

What the fuck is Musk doing?

There is no more gullible twat than the audiophile. Spend some time round some and you quickly realise they're worse than flat earthers.

@brucedon5 Sorry to hear that, my wife's best friend died with it last year. A horrible disease

@theliamnissan He has the jawline of an eel

Just look at this bald dipshit

@Simple_john1 I just did a year in Norway flying on very small planes in horrendous weather. People would scream quite often. The pilots flying those things are second to none. Only felt like I was going die 2x

@nic_loves_metal Barlows massive son is brilliant tho

My TL is literally Trump Trump Trump Gary Barlow’s massive son Aldi Trump Temu ad Trump Gary Barlow’s massive son Casino ad Melania

@PrimordialRadio we missed out on tix for bloodstock this year. However it doesn't matter as we booked for the big bang now.

@Nigella_Lawson The missus made this on Friday, using blackberries freshly picked. It was delicious and I am ashamed to say I had 2 portions

A quickly thrown-together Blackberry Galette is #RecipeOfTheDay – though other fruit can be used, too! nigella.com/recipes/blackb…

@BartonBella1 @JamesMelville To be fair he's only following with a tradition of incompetence Johnson Truss Rishi

@JamesMelville How did anyone look at the kneeling marshmallow man and think, "Yeah, he looks like the leader we need,"

A misinformation tweet from Keir Starmer (30th April, 2024) that hasn’t aged well. The Labour government are cutting the winter fuel allowance for millions of pensioners. Old lives matter.

@8lissFullyAware @NicMSweeney @RossBlankenship @seaningle Whilst I think that the concept of human males boxing against human females absolutely abhorrent. Your president has zero jurisdiction over what the rest of the world does sports wise. Are you aware of the rest of the world existing?

@NicMSweeney @RossBlankenship @seaningle Are you retarded or something? The entire left has promoted, passed policy, and mandated for exactly this to happen. Holy shit. Wake the f’ up!

The Italian Angela Carini is crying her eyes out in the ring. She decides not to continue after being hit hard twice by the Algerian Imane Khelif. Fight lasted 46 seconds. First punched knocked her chin strap off and she was holding her nose.

@AdolphusSpriggs @Dave91473661 @J_Bloodworth Shortarse Shithouse I doff my cap to you good sir. The addition of the tinpot is a masterstroke.

@Dave91473661 @J_Bloodworth Why should anyone want to watch what that tinpot shortarse shithouse has to say?

And yet if you call scum like this far right or fascist a bunch of $8 blue ticks will appear and be like ‘Loving your country is now deemed racist??’

@HeavyMetalYetii Dune Iain M Banks Culture novels Rendezvous with Rama

The lovely Mrs Squatch bought me a kindle! What are some of your favourite Sci fi novels or series? I'm thinking about Leviathan Wakes but anything else I should consider?

@Simple_john1 Fuck around and find out

We miss you greatly Julia Spearmint, you improved everything.

We took a thing with us to Scotland just now, it was a purple cat figurine. My wife rode it round the north coast on her own motorbike. She would have loved an adventure like that with Julia.

It's a year and a day since @innerminxBBW died. I'm not saying "passed" or "we lost" or any of that stuff. She hated that. She was a potty mouthed fiend and a great person. We still miss her loads. She was humble and quiet as a mouse at times and fierce and scary at others.