Dazzy 🇪🇺

And so the tradition continues

@JamesFl Grab some coffee bags next time?

My mum only has coffee in sachets at home. When I tell you I've spent 48 hours *gasping* for this 😂

Merry Christmas!🎄

@8dangerou_sadam Try harder next year! 😂 😂 Merry Christmas! 🎄

I’m actually really surprised that Santa gave me any gifts after being a c**t all year long. 🤷🏻‍♂️

@itsstillkieran Love the colours! 🍁 🍂

Autumn shortbread

@mradknight Arguably marginally better than cleaning up pee! That stuff never seems to come out fully.

Today I’ve had to clean up cat sick and cat poop. It’s such a glamorous life I lead.

@tomhfh How old are you, Tom?

Want to feel old? In The Simpsons, Marge is supposed to be 34 years old.

@TM_James_ Reported and blocked ✅

@bra28614 Apparently I’ve got a fan, someone’s out here pretending to be me on X 🙄 Handle @bra28614 if you fancy reporting it. Stealing my photos won’t get you my life, love, or my dog 🐾 Do the right thing, X… shut it down 🔥

@mradknight Sky Atlantic is on Now TV. You might be able to find a trial and then cancel?

Assuming you don’t have Sky Atlantic, how do you watch It: Welcome to Derry?

@powl_d C’est bien, c’était pas comme ça en 2009 quand je travaillais en Ardèche! 😂

@dazzy04 Pas tous mais celui de Artigues-près-Bordeaux l’est

Sunday Auchan

Herbie 15/07/2015 - 09/10/2025 Gone over the rainbow bridge but never forgotten. Love you, Herbie!

@8dangerou_sadam So sorry to hear this 😢

My little Toby had some seizures yesterday. Vet thinks she may have either brain tumour or had a stroke. Have brought her home to be more comfortable but she’s not the same cat anymore. Back at the vet today to decide what the best thing is for her going forward. 😔

@Sksidrot Awful. I can’t consume sweeteners without experiencing gastrointestinal problems. Also, I wonder who is actually policing this in the restaurant.

This is actually so very scary

@mradknight Must have accidentally fallen out of a window… 🪟

Another Russian CEO found dead in mysterious circumstances. I wonder how that happened.

While traditional migraines are typically defined by head pain, vestibular migraines are centered around the balance and sensory systems. Both are real. And both deserve proper care. #VestibularMigraine #MigraineAwareness #VestibularDisorder #NeurologicalCondition #VeDA

@mradknight @premierinn They want you to pay for the premium product.

Why is @premierinn WiFi always so pants?

fika

@joey_wanders Clearly I’m too old. I recognised this straight away 😂

“Is it very big? Is there room for two?” “I’ll show you mine If you show me yours!” “Do you ever get lonely Playing with your toys?” I’m just listening to C’est La Vie by B*Witched over here… why, what did you think I meant? Oh, you sick freaks!! 😏😈

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