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Fred Sobotka

@db2fred

I teach databases some manners and train them to better serve their owners. I tweet my weird ideas here in an effort to avoid blurting them out in meetings.

Portland, OR Katılım Ekim 2008
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I apparently owe a hotel some chairs
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“The perp took a swing at Turner’s wide stainless steel head, but the detective’s sharp reflexes and overseas training comfortably handled the attack.”
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Being useful in the kitchen gave Detectives Turner and Huller the deep cover they needed to work their hottest case in a new novel by @paprbckparadise (75¢ USA $1.25 CAN)
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Hello my robot friend
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Crushed candy canes are great as a Christmas topping if you can't find any bits of shattered windshield in your neighborhood.
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@lil_buts Without a doubt @KITKAT paid someone else silly amounts of money for a fake publicity stunt that wasn’t as effective as your actual tweets
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For around seven seconds, this shooter was earning over $257K an hour
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🍉🇵🇸KING BURRITO🖇️🥑🔫👑🌯
Elliot smith might be my favorite lyricist of all time but his songwriting, melodies and guitar playing were so god damn good that he could have just hummed every single vocal line and it would be damn near just as emotionally impactful.
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Dave W Plummer@davepl1968·
Find out what's inside a modern IBM mainframe and why they still exist! youtu.be/ouAG4vXFORc
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Rye 🔻@trashbird_rye·
pride and preetlejuice
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Elon Is An Idiot
Elon Is An Idiot@elon_donkey·
I had a tiny freak out this afternoon because the icon for Google Authenticator changed.
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