Dave

“i need a job” and “i have a job” are opposite statements. but “i need to pee” and “i have to pee” mean the same thing. what gives

Dentists be like hello I am your dentist and this is my harem

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@rodneythebody @rocks_boffin Go back to fingering your sister, real adults are talking here.

@rocks_boffin Idiots buy houses in HOA communities and then complain about the HOA. They are too dumb to understand the concept. I owned a house in an HOA and did not like some of the rules, but I did not complain like a morons like this.

told my wife to tool up. we bout to go to war

@HaDMaP_LLC @rocks_boffin Fuck off narc!

@rocks_boffin That’s an awful lot of words and effort to avoid pulling a few weeds. What’s wrong with having a property that looks nice? And why would you buy a house covered by an HOA without understanding what that entails? Are you low IQ?

@BluePA2020 @SeattleWA_Mike @davidshor I hope. Maybe gas prices truly are the only keystone.

@dbglac @SeattleWA_Mike @davidshor More will with months of gas prices being $5+ a gallon.

Just to emphasize how bad of a hole the Trump Administration is in right now, gas prices this morning literally plummeted so far we had to fix the Y axis of this chart.

@JohnnieW2007 @ABC They did. All you bitches only shut up about it under Trump (current disaster, not withstanding).

@ABC Funny, you fucks said nothing when costs went up 30 to 50 percent under the retarded corpse named Biden.

A hidden force is quietly pushing up costs for everything from your summer vacation to your weekly grocery bills: a weaker U.S. dollar. abcnews.link/l7pFAI6

@shvllwebvgvn A ton of my peers have kids in activities - stretched very thin. All have given up watching tv and movies. When books arent being read, I think the quick scroll is the replacement.

I don't think everyone should be on their phones 24/7, but most discourse around this misses the point that people's real life is incredibly boring and mundane, and this is probably the only way out for a huge chunk of people

@JezziiB You assume they're smart enough to hear it, and be capable of understanding. They aren't. This is the problem. Also blame the church, because that's the first part of the buy in they follow.

I can’t wrap my head around American lower and middle class people thinking free healthcare, universities, and public services would HURT them financially? Literally allowing the billionaire class to flourish with YOUR tax dollars. It’s delusional.

@SeattleWA_Mike @davidshor 33% can't be changed. Psychos

@davidshor They’ll still vote for him. Yall think some poll means people won’t vote for him.

@RepThomasMassie Your presidential run with Rand Paul!!!

Headed to Maine to see Tucker! What would you like us to discuss?

@mosthiphop Wait until you find out how far away it was.

I cannot believe they made this shit 50 years ago

@north0fnorth Maybe it doesn't get taller?

one of the things i believe most firmly is that even if supertall skyscrapers aren’t that efficient and are super expensive, the fact that we haven’t built anything taller in over a half century is a symptom of how we just don’t really do big things that often here anymore

@AaronRDay The Japanese are also missing.

My feed no longer has any info on Iran. It’s used to be 80% ai propaganda (both sides). Based on the fact that I am not even seeing the Lego videos and based on the price of gas today, I am assuming the US is losing badly.

@repete617_ @RollingStone This you?

@RollingStone His music sounds like a dying golden retriever sipping on a locally crafted IPA he bought from the man bun, no lense glasses, suspenders, and plad shirt bartender

Noah Kahan on being placed in the “stomp clap hey” genre, which many have called “dated”: “I always thought the millennial 2010s thing was brilliant, and I never stopped loving it. A lot of times people [hear my music] and are like, ‘This is just some Mumford & Sons shit.’ I’m like, ‘I love Mumford & Sons!’” Read: rollingstone.com/music/music-fe…

@PerseusAccipz @keithdorejel @avrilbradley23 Succinct vs verbose.

@dbglac @keithdorejel @avrilbradley23 He did not point out the asymmetries that I did.

The most understated political development of the 21st century has to be the collapse of regional voting patterns and its displacement by a rural-urban divide.

@PerseusAccipz @keithdorejel @avrilbradley23 Way to say what he said, but different!

@keithdorejel @avrilbradley23 The story of the Trump era is low density America becoming more or less uniformly red at a rapid pace while high density America has gone in the opposite direction in an uneven, slower fashion that is still vulnerable to elasticity (see 2024).

@SternnCapt30363 @greendragonhq Sucks going bald doesn't it?

@greendragonhq Not a call for help Fuck Nut. It's a call for responsibility in the region.

Why is Israel not helping open the Strait of Hormuz? Why is Trump calling on help from South Korea, China, India, France, and Italy but not our “good allies” Israel?

@RainyOnMonday @WeTheBrandon Ooooookkkkaaaay Tilt-O-Whirl operator. 😉

@WeTheBrandon All you simple-minded types are going to look pretty silly when Trump walks out of Iran with the nuclear material, and an agreement that they will not seek nuclear weapons.

I again maintain that the collapse of the US-led international system is not part of some grand Trump plan. I believe he massively miscalculated in Iran and, as a result, the entire system is collapsing. He’s got no way out. So he keeps doubling down on failure. End of line.

@yumtapwater (Shouting up from 5'9") hey fuck you buddy!!!

I'm 6'1 but here in the upper midwest it kinda doesn't mean anything, it's pretty much just a normal height